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    So, I'm a bit confused...

    I got this in the mail yesterday. Don't ask me why because I don't have a clue.






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    Re: So, I'm a bit confused...

    I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.



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    Re: So, I'm a bit confused...

    There's something your parents have been meaning to tell you, Stewo....



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    Re: So, I'm a bit confused...

    We used to send free samples of stuff like that to our friends. That and free subscriptions to women's magazines.



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    Re: So, I'm a bit confused...

    Why??



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    Re: So, I'm a bit confused...

    Have you tried lighting one up?


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    Re: So, I'm a bit confused...

    Quote Originally Posted by thereasonigetupinthemorning View Post
    There's something your parents have been meaning to tell you, Stewo....
    Oh, they've told me, but I just don't know how Playtex found out?



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    Re: So, I'm a bit confused...

    Quote Originally Posted by manmeat View Post
    Have you tried lighting one up?
    Not yet. I thought I would come over to your place tonight.



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    Re: So, I'm a bit confused...

    I received the same thing in the mail yesterday as well. I shoved one up my nose after a piece of plaster caught me in the face when I was doing demo work on my bathroom.



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    Re: So, I'm a bit confused...

    It's a manpon son



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    Re: So, I'm a bit confused...

    This would explain your lady aviators.....


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    Re: So, I'm a bit confused...

    This would explain your lady underwear.....



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    Re: So, I'm a bit confused...

    This would explain your swollen ankles.....



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    Re: So, I'm a bit confused...

    You haters are just jealous.



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    Re: So, I'm a bit confused...

    FWIW, I always have two tampons in my backpack, along with a few other things (little first aid kit, sunscreen, and the like). It's a leftover habit from when I was a Cyclone Aide, but you never know when it'll come in handy. Tampons are unbelievably useful in a pinch for bloody noses or some wounds, among other things.

    And yes, I did have a girl ask me for a tampon during an orientation session.


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    God I hope so, even if it's not the right thing to do, KF needs to do it.
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