No, our robot does not eat dead bodies
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    No, our robot does not eat dead bodies

    Company Denies its Robots Feed on the Dead | Danger Room | Wired.com

    I claim cover up!

    How long until skynet gets ahold of these babies and we're all going down

    No, but really, imagine how useful these will be when the Zombie uprising hits.



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    Re: No, our robot does not eat dead bodies

    Doesnt China have dead body cleanup machines? I swear I read that.



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    Re: No, our robot does not eat dead bodies



    Asteroids are nature's way of asking "How's that space program going?"

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    Re: No, our robot does not eat dead bodies

    I love this comment in response to the company calling their robot a "vegetarian"

    @Evil13rt - they will only feed on the corpses of their vegetarian enemies.




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    Re: No, our robot does not eat dead bodies

    “We completely understand the public’s concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission,” stated Harry Schoell, Cyclone’s CEO.
    BTW, one of the companies involved is Cyclone Power Technologies.



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    Re: No, our robot does not eat dead bodies

    Screw that, I want my robots to eat dead bodies.



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    Re: No, our robot does not eat dead bodies

    Notice how they carefully worded that. They don't fee off "dead" bodies. I think they've created an army of robots who are sustained by feeding off live bodies. WE'RE DOOMED!


    "THE SKIES SHALL RAIN BLOOD AND ALL THE WORLD SHALL QUAKE IN THE SHADOW OF THE CARDINAL AND GOLD!"

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