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    Best High School and/or College stories

    So I was watching Dazed and Confused for the 100th time and it got me thinking about this. I've only been in high school for a year so I don't have many, but one of my funniest so far was going into my freshman year, and I was taking summer school (so I could take 1 less class during the school year) and after it was over it was lunch time and I saw that there were a bunch of pizzas in the principal's office. A junior walked up to me and said that he'd give me $10 if I took one, so, being the stupid freshman that I was, I walked in when when no one was in there and took one of the pizzas. Sneaking out and feeling pretty proud of myself, the janitor stopped me, and he said "I would turn you in, but she (the principal) is a total *****." and I got away with it (but didn't get my 10 dollars).

    Ya, so I thought it would be interesting to hear other people's stories.



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    Once, while cleaning up outside the principal's office, I stopped a student who was stealing a pizza. I told him I would turn him in were the principal not a total *****. While he wasn't looking, I put ******* on the pizza and stole $10 from him.



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    Re: Best High School and/or College stories

    Children's stories start out, "Once upon a time..."

    College stories start out, "We'd been drinking a little..."


    Dean Wormer was wrong. Fat, drunk and stupid was a great way to go through college (all five years of it).

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    Re: Best High School and/or College stories

    Quote Originally Posted by LeBron View Post
    I was taking summer school (so I could take 1 less class during the school year)
    I stopped reading right here. NOBODY takes summer school in high school unless:
    1. You completely failed one or more classes the previous year.
    2. You're one of those unfortunate saps that got stuck attending a year-round school.


    Chuck Lidell: I paint my toenails with pink and black polish. Problem is, I get more paint on my toes and on the carpet than on my nails. Any advice?
    Maria Sharapova: Don't you beat up other guys for a living? I don't know how to answer this.



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    Re: Best High School and/or College stories

    I'm sorry, I thought the thread title said "best" stories. I must have misread it because I'm pretty sure I just read the "worst" story.



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    Re: Best High School and/or College stories

    Quote Originally Posted by CylentButDeadly View Post
    I'm sorry, I thought the thread title said "best" stories. I must have misread it because I'm pretty sure I just read the "worst" story.
    Hostile. Provide us with a riveting yarn of your own then.


    Nothing to see here mods. Keep moving.

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    Re: Best High School and/or College stories

    I don't think most of mine can be posted on here without serious consequences from the mods/the people they are about.



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    Re: Best High School and/or College stories

    Be nice to the OP fellas!


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    Re: Best High School and/or College stories

    I have tons of great stories from the high school and college days, but one of the best is:

    A bunch of my college buddies and I went on a camping trip one weekend and after a long night of Keystone madness I woke up lying face down in a sand trap as a group of golfers came by; one of my buddies woke up in a tree (wrapped around a branch about 8 feet up) and as he came to he lost his wrap and plummeted to the ground; and another one of the crew nearly drowned in about a half inch of water as he had passed out face down in the low corner of the tent where the nights rain had collected.

    Crazy night!



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    Re: Best High School and/or College stories

    VEISHEA '08, snow and cold outside = bring the fun inside



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    Re: Best High School and/or College stories

    Quote Originally Posted by CRCy17 View Post
    VEISHEA '08, snow and cold outside = bring the fun inside
    Too many dudes in that pic.



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    Re: Best High School and/or College stories

    Quote Originally Posted by richey24 View Post
    Too many dudes in that pic.
    The girls were there, but were too cold/sober to get in at that time. It got much better as time went on but just no pictures unfortunately



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    Re: Best High School and/or College stories

    Quote Originally Posted by drmwevr08 View Post
    Hostile. Provide us with a riveting yarn of your own then.
    Did you ever read any of the Friday threads? I've posted more than enough in those.



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    Re: Best High School and/or College stories

    Quote Originally Posted by CRCy17 View Post
    VEISHEA '08, snow and cold outside = bring the fun inside
    Nice work fellas! That is pretty sweet. Tell me you put a keg in the middle of that pool please.



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    Quote Originally Posted by CRCy17 View Post
    VEISHEA '08
    The mom part of me is wondering how you emptied the pool.



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