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    Kissing causes tennis player to test positive for cocaine

    If you believe the ITF anyway...

    Cocaine ban over, Richard Gasquet cleared to resume playing tennis - ESPN

    I can't wait to see this defense catch on...


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    Re: Kissing causes tennis player to test positive for cocaine

    Hm, maybe that's what happened to that one Methcar driver...



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    Re: Kissing causes tennis player to test positive for cocaine

    Well, that's a new one. I can't wait for this to catch on in baseball. "I know I tested positive for a female fertility drug, but that's only because I was making out with a girl right before the test...)



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    Re: Kissing causes tennis player to test positive for cocaine

    I accidently kissed the mirror that had a pile of cocaine on it...



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    Re: Kissing causes tennis player to test positive for cocaine

    Quote Originally Posted by superdorf View Post
    I accidently kissed the mirror that had a pile of cocaine on it...
    That would be a plausible one for A Rod, doesnt he kiss mirrors?


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