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    What does Steve Alford do with his time?

    We all know there are 40 minutes to an NCAA basketball game. I'm pretty sure he does some coaching for about 5-10 minutes of those. So what does he do the other 30 minutes of the game? What are your guesses? Mine would be that he fixes his hair for 27 minutes and the other 3 he figures out who he's gonna blame if they lose. Of course this is all in fun hence we lost to him this year!


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    Re: What does Steve Alford do with his time?

    Compares/contrasts the advantages/disadvantages of mousse, gel and hair spray and contemplates his travel schedule to be present in order to leach onto Bob Knights next milestone accomplishment.



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    Re: What does Steve Alford do with his time?

    I think he spends most of his time asking Craig Neal what defense or offense to run, or asking Neal who to put in. Other than that he ponders what Neal would say after the game in the press conference, cause we all know who the real coach on that team is.


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    Re: What does Steve Alford do with his time?

    He figures out who he can single out in the media to make sure people know its never his fault they did anything wrong.


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    Re: What does Steve Alford do with his time?

    Thinking about his dear old mom...


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    Re: What does Steve Alford do with his time?

    A)He stares at Haluska's girlfriend
    B)He contemplates why Keith Smart made the game-winning shot instead of him
    C)He hopes that after a game that there are some more Diamond Mine scratch-off tickets so he can win that disgusting Hawkeye car (I HATE THAT COMMERCIAL)
    D)All of the above



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    Re: What does Steve Alford do with his time?

    Sucks that the pukes have someone with a national championship ring on their staff. Like they could ever earn one at their school.



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    Re: What does Steve Alford do with his time?

    I think he spends the bulk of his time trying to figure out how he can con Iowa City merchants out of lawn tractors, cars, and other "freebies" so they can tell everyone that Steve Alford's their bud.



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    Re: What does Steve Alford do with his time?

    haah i can't decide the best answer!


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    Re: What does Steve Alford do with his time?

    i agree a lot of it is prolly spent on something relating to his hair, as well as haluskas gf, but of course all men at some point question their sexuality, so I believe he imagines his gay side with Bobby Knight and another scenario with Luke Recker. then the rest is spent wondering how lucky he is to have gotten this far without much basketball coaching talent whatsoever.



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    Re: What does Steve Alford do with his time?

    Does anyone have a picture of Haluskas girlfriend so I know what he is staring at all the time?



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