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    Husbands beware......I was in trouble this noon

    So I go home to get a bite to eat this noon and my wife gives me that look that only tells me BIG TIME trouble is for lunch and hands me a letter I got in the mail today. I look at it, it is addressed to me, and then I look at the return address and it says it is from www.feelyourboobies.com and obviously a CD/DVD is inside.

    I open it up and turns out it is a breast cancer non-profit organization sending out info on breast exams?????????? Do these people realize the trouble countless husbands are getting into, albeit only till they open the letter and see the pink ribbon symbol on the DVD.

    It wasn't good for a bit, so I thought I would send my fellow Cyclone brothers who are husbands, or at least significant others who could get one of these in the mail. There is NO WRATH like a woman who thinks the hubby is getting something naughty in the mail............



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    Re: Husbands beware......I was in trouble this noon

    I keep telling my wife Im going to get playboy. She tells me no.



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    Re: Husbands beware......I was in trouble this noon

    So did you watch the DVD?



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    Re: Husbands beware......I was in trouble this noon

    Quote Originally Posted by bostinelosd View Post
    I keep telling my wife Im going to get playboy. She tells me no.
    Mine keeps telling me to cancel, I just keep forgetting.


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    Re: Husbands beware......I was in trouble this noon

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclonesrule91 View Post
    So I go home to get a bite to eat this noon and my wife gives me that look that only tells me BIG TIME trouble is for lunch and hands me a letter I got in the mail today. I look at it, it is addressed to me, and then I look at the return address and it says it is from www.feelyourboobies.com and obviously a CD/DVD is inside.

    I open it up and turns out it is a breast cancer non-profit organization sending out info on breast exams?????????? Do these people realize the trouble countless husbands are getting into, albeit only till they open the letter and see the pink ribbon symbol on the DVD.

    It wasn't good for a bit, so I thought I would send my fellow Cyclone brothers who are husbands, or at least significant others who could get one of these in the mail. There is NO WRATH like a woman who thinks the hubby is getting something naughty in the mail............
    I like boobies.


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    Re: Husbands beware......I was in trouble this noon

    That's really funny. Thanks for giving me a good laugh.



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    Re: Husbands beware......I was in trouble this noon

    Quote Originally Posted by dosry5 View Post
    I like boobies.
    I like feeling boobies.


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    Re: Husbands beware......I was in trouble this noon

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclonesrule91 View Post
    So I go home to get a bite to eat this noon and my wife gives me that look that only tells me BIG TIME trouble is for lunch and hands me a letter I got in the mail today. I look at it, it is addressed to me, and then I look at the return address and it says it is from www.feelyourboobies.com and obviously a CD/DVD is inside.

    I open it up and turns out it is a breast cancer non-profit organization sending out info on breast exams?????????? Do these people realize the trouble countless husbands are getting into, albeit only till they open the letter and see the pink ribbon symbol on the DVD.

    It wasn't good for a bit, so I thought I would send my fellow Cyclone brothers who are husbands, or at least significant others who could get one of these in the mail. There is NO WRATH like a woman who thinks the hubby is getting something naughty in the mail............

    Hmmm See I'm not married so this could be an ignorant statement, but I would see this as an oppertunity to turn this around on her. She made you feel real bad about this and it turns out to be something for her and her health... you can't just let that go so easily. You ought to be able to get SOMETHING out of that for an apology


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    Re: Husbands beware......I was in trouble this noon

    Quote Originally Posted by Flag Guy View Post
    Hmmm See I'm not married so this could be an ignorant statement, but I would see this as an oppertunity to turn this around on her. She made you feel real bad about this and it turns out to be something for her and her health... you can't just let that go so easily. You ought to be able to get SOMETHING out of that for an apology
    Im with this.



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    Re: Husbands beware......I was in trouble this noon

    Quote Originally Posted by Flag Guy View Post
    Hmmm See I'm not married so this could be an ignorant statement, but I would see this as an oppertunity to turn this around on her. She made you feel real bad about this and it turns out to be something for her and her health... you can't just let that go so easily. You ought to be able to get SOMETHING out of that for an apology
    Yup, you're not married.



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    Re: Husbands beware......I was in trouble this noon

    Quote Originally Posted by Clonefan94 View Post
    Yup, you're not married.

    Let him have his ignorance. Remember when you lost yours? I do.



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    Re: Husbands beware......I was in trouble this noon

    You know, if you were a loving, caring husband, you would offer to assist her in her monthly breast self-exams. The hub offers to do that all the time.



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    Re: Husbands beware......I was in trouble this noon

    Quote Originally Posted by MoreCowbell View Post
    You know, if you were a loving, caring husband, you would offer to assist her in her monthly breast self-exams. The hub offers to do that all the time.
    Yeah, but so does Geronimus....


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    Re: Husbands beware......I was in trouble this noon

    Quote Originally Posted by Clonefan94 View Post
    Yup, you're not married.

    Figured as much, but hey, it's nice to dream right?


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    Re: Husbands beware......I was in trouble this noon

    Quote Originally Posted by JHudd View Post
    Mine keeps telling me to cancel, I just keep forgetting.
    Tell her they sell worse at your local PX. Bring one of those home and she probably won't complain as much!



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