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    Bret Michaels Owned

    Anyone else see this yet? I find it hilarious.

    YouTube - Bret Michaels from Poison Gets Dropped By Stage Back Drop At 2009 Tony Awards

    Huh, i guess there WAS a reason to watch the Tony awards. i just lost a bet.


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    Couldn't have happened to a better person.


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    Re: Bret Michaels Owned

    That. Was. Awesome.


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    Re: Bret Michaels Owned

    That was pretty awesome. I have to ask though, why was Poison playing at the Tony awards?


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    Quote Originally Posted by cmoneyr View Post
    That was pretty awesome. I have to ask though, why was Poison playing at the Tony awards?
    I was wondering the same thing. One of these things is not like the others.


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    Re: Bret Michaels Owned

    was the back drop razor sharp?


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    Quote Originally Posted by cmoneyr View Post
    That was pretty awesome. I have to ask though, why was Poison playing at the Tony awards?
    I think that Rum Tum Tugger was the inspiration for their debut album.


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    Funny how his bandmates were quick to jump back onto the stage and he was too busy soaking in the applause, hilarious.


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    Re: Bret Michaels Owned

    Comedy gold. I can't think of a better way to end a poorly lipsynched performance that was completely out of place. It was the perfect storm on stage.



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    Quote Originally Posted by cmoneyr View Post
    Funny how his bandmates were quick to jump back onto the stage and he was too busy soaking in the applause, hilarious.
    Time for another face lift.


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    Re: Bret Michaels Owned

    He will sue.



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    Quote Originally Posted by bostinelosd View Post
    He will sue.
    That stage prop better have a damn good lawyer.


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    Quote Originally Posted by GeronimusClone View Post
    Time for another face lift.
    You stop spreading lies. His beauty is all natural. Next thing you'll probably be spouting off about how he's losing all his hair and wears bandanas and cowboy hats to hide the hair plug transplants, for shame GeronimusClone, for shame.


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    Quote Originally Posted by cmoneyr View Post
    That was pretty awesome. I have to ask though, why was Poison playing at the Tony awards?
    Rock of Ages Broadway | Featuring the music of Journey, Whitesnake, Styx, Night Ranger, Starring Constantine Maroulis | Brooks Atkinson Theatre

    One of the nominated musicals recycles a bunch of hair band music, including some Poison. I assume Poison was playing one of their songs in the musical (probably Nothin' but a Good Time, which I briefly saw while trying to watch the weather last night). I swear the only reason I know this is because my wife saw the musical a little while ago.



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    Quote Originally Posted by bostinelosd View Post
    He will sue.
    Yeah, he can only get money from chasing skanks on VH1 for so long. That well has to be drying up soon - it can't last too much longer, with as quickly as his hairline is receding.

    (Please note - I'm not making fun of balding men. I'm making fun of balding men who insist on keeping long hair, but think that a bandana and a cowboy hat hide it.)


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