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    Good Story. This is my Friday.

    So I have a good story (A FML story if you will) that I would like to share with you.

    So I just got back from the doc and having 6 stitches put in my forehead. Why you ask?

    So I get done with class at like 11 today because we have a test and it took me all of about 20 minutes to finish it. I head down to the rec to work out for a bit while I either wait for the bus or my roomie to give me a ride home. I get done working at the rec and decide I am going to walk down to CyRide cause it will be about 30 minutes till the bus or my roommate come around.

    So as I am walking out of the rec, I am heading towards the path that runs between Lied, CyRide and the soccer field. I pass the giant door on the west side of the rec where some Oddysey of the Mind kids are destroying their projects. Some of them are sword fighting with PVC pipe, and I think to myself, that won't end well, I'm also kind of ****** at the huge mess they are leaving behind.

    As I continue walking, just about to pass this group, I get hit in the head with some PVC pipe that broke off the sword fighting group. I drop to my knee and assess the damage, and I'm bleeding pretty good from right below my hairline.

    After getting the treatment from the fire and rescue first responders, the Mary Greeley ambulance, and campus police. I get a ride from campus police up to Thelen (cause I'm not taking the ambulance to Mary Greeley for $500 bucks and I can cross "ride in the back of a cop car" off my college to do list).

    At Thelen, they stitch me up with 6 stitches and one subcutaneous dissolving stitch, all of these being done after the anesthesia has worn off. I'm finally back home now, but I can't drive this afternoon, so I'm out about 30 bucks.

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    Re: Good Story. This is my Friday.

    Dude, that's sucks, but that's FUNNY AS HELL!!!!



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    Re: Good Story. This is my Friday.

    WOW. You were just in the right spot at the wrong time.


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    Re: Good Story. This is my Friday.

    Quote Originally Posted by price26 View Post

    So I get done with class at like 11 today because we have a test and it took me all of about 20 minutes to finish it.
    LSCM 360?


    Quote Originally Posted by price26 View Post

    So as I am walking out of the rec, I am heading towards the path that runs between Lied, CyRide and the soccer field. I pass the giant door on the west side of the rec where some Oddysey of the Mind kids are destroying their projects. Some of them are sword fighting with PVC pipe, and I think to myself, that won't end well, I'm also kind of ****** at the huge mess they are leaving behind.

    And these kids and people are ******* crazy. I've almost ran over so many kids just dashing around in the streets. I hope their madness is done today.



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    Re: Good Story. This is my Friday.

    Quote Originally Posted by A-town Cy View Post
    LSCM 360?
    Yes


    Quote Originally Posted by A-town Cy View Post
    And these kids and people are ******* crazy. I've almost ran over so many kids just dashing around in the streets. I hope their madness is done today.
    Yes, I about saw some kids get run over yesterday running from another bus to mine. Dumbest smart kids you have ever seen and they are everywhere.



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    Re: Good Story. This is my Friday.

    Did you ask the cop if it was cool if he could cuff you?

    That is an awesome story....it'll be even better when your buddies tell it. You got beat up by some nerds!!!

    Great story!



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    Re: Good Story. This is my Friday.

    I would have been like, "Solve this problem Odyssey of the Mind nerds!"

    BTW, they've been ***** much of the week. Riding CyRide and pulling the chord constantly for no reason but to hear it. Had a test this morning and they were out in the hall loud as hell. For a bunch of science-fiction reading geeks, they're pretty rude.



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    Re: Good Story. This is my Friday.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cycofan1 View Post
    WOW. You were just in the right spot at the wrong time.
    Pretty much. Unfortunately I don't have any information from that group, because I was too concerned about how badly I was bleeding. The campus police couldn't find them back. I am hoping University insurance will pay the bill.



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    Re: Good Story. This is my Friday.

    Did the wizard yell "Lightning Bolt" before you got hit? Because anyone worth their wizard-salt knows to duck at that moment.


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    Re: Good Story. This is my Friday.

    Quote Originally Posted by Chipper View Post
    I would have been like, "Solve this problem Odyssey of the Mind nerds!"

    BTW, they've been ***** much of the week. Riding CyRide and pulling the chord constantly for no reason but to hear it. Had a test this morning and they were out in the hall loud as hell. For a bunch of science-fiction reading geeks, they're pretty rude.
    Yeah. The chaperones have pretty much no control. I'm pretty confident this is worse than working during VEISHEA or the Iowa game. At least most of the time there is some control. There is no control here . . .



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    Re: Good Story. This is my Friday.

    Did I miss why you are out $30?


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    Re: Good Story. This is my Friday.

    Quote Originally Posted by 4429 mcc View Post
    Did you ask the cop if it was cool if he could cuff you?

    That is an awesome story....it'll be even better when your buddies tell it. You got beat up by some nerds!!!

    Great story!
    No, I did mention to him that I could cross that off my list, and he concurred it was better that way than the other, I told him lets keep it that way.

    I'm going to see what super cool story I can come up with for tonight at the bars.



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    Quote Originally Posted by GeronimusClone View Post
    Did the wizard yell "Lightning Bolt" before you got hit? Because anyone worth their wizard-salt knows to duck at that moment.
    LMFAO! Lighting Bold, lighting bolt, sleep!

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    Re: Good Story. This is my Friday.

    Quote Originally Posted by GeronimusClone View Post
    Did I miss why you are out $30?
    I assume whatever he was gonna make for his bus route this afternoon



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    Quote Originally Posted by MidwestZest View Post
    I assume whatever he was gonna make for his bus route this afternoon
    Yeah, I was going to get called into work to shuttle the little punks around, I'm not real sure why I'm disappointed after thinking about it now.



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