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    Great Wolf Shirt Review

    Slow day. Craig is trying out for World Basketball Championship team this summer. Had this sent to me. Some of these reviews are too funny. Read a couple from Amazon.

    .Amazon.com: Customer Reviews: Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt, Available in Various Sizes


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    Re: Great Wolf Shirt Review

    Saw this a couple of days ago. If you want to kill time befor the next EIU sucks thread starts, this is definitely worth it.


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    Re: Great Wolf Shirt Review

    Just as good review of a wolf shirt.

    wolf shirt


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    Re: Great Wolf Shirt Review

    Thats funny but not as funny as, Customers who viewed this item also viewed:
    A Taint in the Blood: A Kate Shugak Novel
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    Joe the Plumber: Fighting for America
    How to live with a Huge *****: Advice, meditation



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    Let my Fred's Posse Ride: Georges, Naz, Hogue, Bryce, Nader, Monte, Matt, and McKay.

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    Re: Great Wolf Shirt Review

    Quote Originally Posted by 4429 mcc View Post
    Thats funny but not as funny as, Customers who view this item also viewed:
    A Taint in the Blood: A Kate Shugak Novel
    Zubaz pants
    Joe the Plumber: Fighting for America
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    I just saw that too. Other greatest hits:
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    The Origin of Species by Charles Darwin
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    Re: Great Wolf Shirt Review

    3. These t-shirts are very territorial. Even though you may have established yourself as pack leader, in their minds the three wolves are still above everything else in your closet. This means you cannot wear anything over or under the t-shirt. Not even a wifebeater. Nice-looking pants can make them nervous, so you're best sticking with something like oversized jeans, preferably tattered with lots of holes. This should minimize the chances of your wolves becoming jealous. Otherwise, if you want to play it completely safe, a pair of boxers or briefs without pants should pose the wolves no threat.


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    Re: Great Wolf Shirt Review

    Good find. I like the short and sweet review:

    "Unfortunately I already had this exact picture tattooed on my chest, but this shirt is very useful in colder weather. "



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    Re: Great Wolf Shirt Review

    I don't understand all these comments. I bought one of these shirts, but don't live in a trailer. I don't beat my wife. I didn't need Viagra before, and have had no noticeable signs since the shirt came this Tuesday morning. I put it on at least 2 hours ago.

    Wait, what the hell. I feel strange. I am growing hair. I have an urge to ......argh, ugh, howl, crunch.

    My, it is a beautiful Wednesday and I have no recollection what happened. I found this unfinished comment sheet to Amazon so I will complete it. Funny, there is some damage like my neighbor's German Shepherd was running around the house and the front door is forced open. My neighbor is carrying a gun. There are no women around. Strange. This time of year, they are usually all out, working in their gardens.

    The shirt is gone. Oh, well, it didn't have any affect, so good riddance.

    Odd, there goes another neighbor, running down the street on all fours, with my shirt on. I don't remember him having all that hair, or being very spry, or running, or....... how did he get my shirt?

    Oh, well, it was nice nice shirt. It seemed to fit well for the short time I had it. I recommend it.


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    Re: Great Wolf Shirt Review

    Last night I was wearing the Wolf shirt and clipping my toenails. Of course I was drinking whiskey because who doesn't love to get drunk and clip their toenails.



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    Re: Great Wolf Shirt Review

    I like the one where it says something like:

    Pros: Has a wolf on the shirt.
    Cons: The wolf is covered up when you cross your arms.


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    Last night I was wearing the Wolf shirt and clipping my toenails. Of course I was drinking whiskey because who doesn't love to get drunk and clip their toenails. Halfway through the bottle I couldn't tell if my pinky toe had any nail left, so I just kept clipping and clipping until I saw blood. Then I felt the Wolf; I had to taste the sweet blood. The flavor made me hunger for more as I began gnawing my foot until I was overcome with raw Wolf aggression. The whiskey in my blood only made my flesh taste more delicious, and made me more drunk. I began to get lightheaded and I took a nap.
    awesome.

    I actually have a friend who I constantly make fun of for his love of wolves. I forwarded this to him immediately.


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    Upon further review, this book is a hoax.



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    I think this one wins:

    I have experienced many highs in my life. The scratch-off lottery ticket I purchased in lieu of a bottle of Boone's Farm that resulted in $500 spending cash. The used black Camaro I bought with those winnings. Meeting Hulk Hogan. But nothing compares with the day my Three Wolves One Moon t-shirt arrived.

    I happened to be at home that day, as I'd injured myself while shoveling manure at the local horse track. Sitting at the base of my tree house in my favorite resin Adirondack replica chair, I heard the distinctive cry of a lone wolf emanating somewhere on the other side of my parents double-wide trailer.

    From around the corner came an enormous, weathered gray wolf. He approached me with a gleam in his eye, stepped off his customized Segway, and dropped a brown package from his dripping maw. I thanked the beast and bid him adieu. Before I could so much as lean over to pick up the package it rose into the air with a loud hum, split open and there before me hovered the Three Wolves One Moon t-shirt.

    That was thirteen months ago. Thirteen months of adventures that I can barely describe lest I be labeled a lunatic. A few highlights for the true believers:

    - The spirits of Bruce Lee, Brandon Lee and Sara Lee have visited me on occasion, drawn by the mystic power of the wolves three. They share secrets of the dead and we play cornhole from dusk to dawn.

    - When the moon is full I am compelled to seek out and Greco-Roman wrestle the legendary Bigfoot. Afterwards we dine at the closest Waffle House.

    - One afternoon the shirt displaced me in time and space. I found myself face to face with four young men in a struggling rock band. Inspired by the shirt, I scrawled lyrics onto the Big Gulp I had traveled with and bade them take it. And that's how `Hungry Like the Wolf' was born.

    There's more, much more. The Three Wolves One Moon t-shirt makes dreams come true, plain and simple. How else can I explain the free Taco Bell Grilled Stuft Burritos I eat for breakfast, lunch and dinner? The ménage à trios I enjoy with Britney Spears and Larry the Cable Guy? The planet I rule populated only by mascots and midgets?

    A year into this amazing journey I find myself on, I became committed to uncovering the mysteries behind this shirt. I flew to Geneva, Switzerland on a whim and was approached by a representative of CERN on the landing strip. Apparently they'd been awaiting my arrival for years.

    I was told that the entrance to the Large Hadron Collider was top secret and presented with a blindfold. I chuckled and reminded them what lie under my Pabst Blue Ribbon Old Style Jersey. They acquiesced. An hour later we were standing 570 feet underground, my Three Wolves One Moon t-shirt now exposed for all to see. The shirt revealed the CERN workers for what they truly were - Black Hand ninja warriors.

    Things moved quickly then. The venerable ninja master pointed out my mark as the others donned their 3-D glasses. The Large Hadron Collider, it's true purpose now at hand, was fired directly at me. A massive particle beam struck my precious t-shirt with all the fury of a god enraged and just when I thought I would succumb...

    ...out leapt a figure from my shirt. Every ninja bowed low. Bathed in an ethereal light, the figure turned and I knew in an instant why the Three Wolves One Moon t-shirt was so special. The figure was the essence of Chuck Norris, and it explained to me in thoughts rather than words the origins of the shirt I now wear.

    Because I value human life I cannot relay that origin, but know this. When you look into the night sky you see a great darkness interspersed with tiny beacons of light - those beacons are not stars but Three Wolves One Moon t-shirt wearers, and as more people purchase and wear these shirts we will conquer the darkness.

    PROS - comfortable fit, endows wearer with unimaginable powers, leather feel label a nice touch

    CONS - $6.86 shipping & handling is ridiculous by any reasonable person's standard



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    Re: Great Wolf Shirt Review

    Quote Originally Posted by cardinal&gold View Post
    I think this one wins:
    You're right, that's definitely FTW


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