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    Dear fellow procrastinators,

    I need some good jokes, ala 40 yr old virgin (you wanna know how I know you're gay?).

    I am in a bitter war with my roommate and I am running out of natural ammo, so I need some brainstorming.



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    Re: Dear fellow procrastinators,

    We need info on your roommate in order to get jokes that fit him.


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    Re: Dear fellow procrastinators,

    well, he is about 6 foot 200 lbs. really good shape. he dresses in affliction shirts all the time, so there might be something there. he has 8 motorcycles between his pops and his brother and himself. from northern iowa. drives a clown truck (f150 stepside without ext cab). he wears flat bills, so I already got him for that. He is a twins and a packersfan.



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    Re: Dear fellow procrastinators,

    previous burns (tryin not to use the G word so I dont get in trouble)

    because you wish the boston celtics came out with a jazzersize video and they showed it on ESPN so you could get his sweat on like richard simmons

    because you have a bumper sticker that says cowboys butts drive you nuts.

    because you asked me to play tummy stix the last time we were drunk

    because you know who richard simmons is(I had to ask him because I couldnt remember)

    because you keep asking me if I am in hopes that I could be your boyfriend.

    because ____ keeps texting you (his really good friend who turned out to be gay) sweet nothings.



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    Re: Dear fellow procrastinators,

    Quote Originally Posted by illinoiscyclone View Post
    well, he is about 6 foot 200 lbs. really good shape. he dresses in affliction shirts all the time, so there might be something there. he has 8 motorcycles between his pops and his brother and himself. from northern iowa. drives a clown truck (f150 stepside without ext cab). he wears flat bills, so I already got him for that. He is a twins and a packersfan.
    you can get him on all of these things. Unless he actually is a cage fighter affliction, tapout, hardy, etc. shouldnt be worn, you look like a ******. ask him why he doesnt leave the sticker on the flat bills and well twins and packers thats just funny.


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    Re: Dear fellow procrastinators,

    umm i will get back to you next week.... i just like to put things off



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    Re: Dear fellow procrastinators,

    Well, you can't rip on Northern Iowa or Ford trucks, lol (I'm from Northern Iowa and we use Ford on my family's farm). If he isn't a cage fighter than you GOTTA hit him for wearing the Affliction shirt.

    Go for the Twins and Packers thing too. It's like being a Hawkeye in football and a Cyclone in basketball...


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    Re: Dear fellow procrastinators,

    When is the deadline?



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    Re: Dear fellow procrastinators,

    If you can't come up with something for the Packers, you immediately fail at life.



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    Re: Dear fellow procrastinators,

    the deadline is never.

    I have come up with a few about the pack, this has been a running game since early last semester. the ones from above where just from our verbal spar today.



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    Re: Dear fellow procrastinators,

    well it sounds like he dresses like a f.a.g, flat bill and affliction, jeesh youve got a lot of material there


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    Re: Dear fellow procrastinators,

    Where is GeronimusClone...this sounds like a thread to his liking.



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    Re: Dear fellow procrastinators,

    Quote Originally Posted by illinoiscyclone View Post
    the deadline is never.

    I have come up with a few about the pack, this has been a running game since early last semester. the ones from above where just from our verbal spar today.
    Then it won't get done...


    I don't get all the crap for flat billed hats, but whatever.



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    Re: Dear fellow procrastinators,

    Go old school on him.
    You: "Guess What?"
    Him: "what?"
    You: "chicken butt!"

    You wouldn't believe how degrading it can be to get owned by an elementary school joke.



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    Re: Dear fellow procrastinators,

    ...because you just got lost in my eyes.

    Quote Originally Posted by illinoiscyclone View Post
    previous burns (tryin not to use the G word so I dont get in trouble)

    because you wish the boston celtics came out with a jazzersize video and they showed it on ESPN so you could get his sweat on like richard simmons

    because you have a bumper sticker that says cowboys butts drive you nuts.

    because you asked me to play tummy stix the last time we were drunk

    because you know who richard simmons is(I had to ask him because I couldnt remember)

    because you keep asking me if I am in hopes that I could be your boyfriend.

    because ____ keeps texting you (his really good friend who turned out to be gay) sweet nothings.



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