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    Hurt Feelings?

    I just figured this might be applicable to at least some people on this board. Either hurters, or hurtees. Got this at work, today and felt the need to share:



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    Re: Hurt Feelings?

    That just reminded me of The Biggest Loser (yes, sadly it is the one reality show I watch). When they vote somebody off, people put a frowny face on their card. To me that pretty much says, "Beat it ********... but I feel bad."



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    Re: Hurt Feelings?

    I'm sure there's a green light just ahead.

    P.S. the first time I saw this page, there was no form -- just the international "no" sign of red circle with diagonal slash.


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    Re: Hurt Feelings?

    I dont understand what this is about. I wont lie. =) Please fill me in, Im dense.



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    Re: Hurt Feelings?

    Well, it's a "Hurt Feelings Report" of course. You know how, every time you deal with the government or with a large company, there is a form for everything?

    Well, my battle Captain was circulating this around the TOC today, and I thought it was hilarious.

    Zoom in on it and look at some of the categories. "Name of a REAL Man/Woman" is one of my faves...


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    Re: Hurt Feelings?

    Quote Originally Posted by Phaedrus View Post
    Well, it's a "Hurt Feelings Report" of course. You know how, every time you deal with the government or with a large company, there is a form for everything?

    Well, my battle Captain was circulating this around the TOC today, and I thought it was hilarious.

    Zoom in on it and look at some of the categories. "Name of a REAL Man/Woman" is one of my faves...
    I find that very funny having been in the military. However I can see the humor lost on those who never "enjoyed" the fun that big army (big business) can be.




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    Re: Hurt Feelings?

    Quote Originally Posted by Phaedrus View Post
    Well, it's a "Hurt Feelings Report" of course. You know how, every time you deal with the government or with a large company, there is a form for everything?

    Well, my battle Captain was circulating this around the TOC today, and I thought it was hilarious.

    Zoom in on it and look at some of the categories. "Name of a REAL Man/Woman" is one of my faves...
    Got ya, I thought it was in response to something in particular. Either way its funny. I may have to keep a copy at my desk to hand out.



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    Re: Hurt Feelings?

    the "I was not offered a post brief" one is my fave. Absolutely. I had to hold hands or hug many an Lt during my service time when he didn't get his post brief.


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    Re: Hurt Feelings?

    Good lord. I thought that this was a joke or something. I'm surprised that we are allowed to use live ammo on the battlefield. We don't want to actually hurt the guy that's trying to kill us, do we?



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    Re: Hurt Feelings?

    Send it to all the hawk fans - they get hurt to easy



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    Re: Hurt Feelings?

    Quote Originally Posted by Phaedrus View Post
    Well, it's a "Hurt Feelings Report" of course. You know how, every time you deal with the government or with a large company, there is a form for everything?

    Well, my battle Captain was circulating this around the TOC today, and I thought it was hilarious.

    Zoom in on it and look at some of the categories. "Name of a REAL Man/Woman" is one of my faves...
    Obviously this is a joke outside the army....but I don't know enough about the army to know if this is a real doc on the inside. So rediculously funny that it has to be fake....but i'm just curious.

    Nevermind...I actually read the whole document....fair to say its just a joke all around.


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    Re: Hurt Feelings?

    What's amazing and what makes it particularly funny is that they altered each and every block to make it true to a real military form.

    My hats off to whatever E-4, during a long shift who had the ingenuity to produce and disseminate this.

    Maybe it should be pinned in the "In-State Rivals Forum".


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    Re: Hurt Feelings?

    Quote Originally Posted by Phaedrus View Post
    What's amazing and what makes it particularly funny is that they altered each and every block to make it true to a real military form.

    My hats off to whatever E-4, during a long shift who had the ingenuity to produce and disseminate this.

    Maybe it should be pinned in the "In-State Rivals Forum".
    I especially like Part 1, Box A: Whiner's name



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    Re: Hurt Feelings?

    I think the bottom is the best:

    "If you don't have someone who can give you a hug and make things all better, please let us know and we will promptly dispatch a "hugger" to you ASAP...If you are in need of supplemental support, upon written request, we will make every reasonable effort to provide you with a "blankey," a "binky" and/or a bottle if you so desire."

    Awesome.



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    Re: Hurt Feelings?

    Thanks for the post! I've already printed 20 copies for my office and will be handing them out this afternoon for recording and filing.



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