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    The details of my life are quite inconsequential...

    Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.



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    Re: The details of my life are quite inconsequential...

    wtf are u on an acid trip



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    Re: The details of my life are quite inconsequential...

    Thanks for sharing your remarkable life...........


    Since we are an elite team now, let's go get that One Cyclone Moment.
    Make this one for the ages!




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    RRRRRRIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTT



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    Re: The details of my life are quite inconsequential...

    AUSTIN POWERS!



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    Re: The details of my life are quite inconsequential...

    I love the smell of napalm in the morning?

    We did this a few weeks ago.



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    Re: The details of my life are quite inconsequential...

    Who is Dr. Evil?



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    That's not your mother, it's a man, baby!


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    Re: The details of my life are quite inconsequential...

    What's the other thing that scares you?

    Carnies, circus folk, nomads, you know? Smell like cabbage, small hands.



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    Re: The details of my life are quite inconsequential...

    Quote Originally Posted by jtaconutz View Post
    Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
    Dude...change out your bong water!


    You can have it Fast, Cheap, Reliable.....Please pick TWO!

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    Re: The details of my life are quite inconsequential...

    this might be the wierdest thread ive seen on here fdup



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    They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin 1775

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    Re: The details of my life are quite inconsequential...

    Quote Originally Posted by SmokinH2O View Post
    Dude...change out your bong water!
    I love how everyone who doesn't get the joke assumes the OP is a crack head. I guess I would too.


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    Re: The details of my life are quite inconsequential...

    Quote Originally Posted by Al_4_State View Post
    I love how everyone who doesn't get the joke assumes the OP is a crack head. I guess I would too.
    so clue me in........ whats the joke?



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    Re: The details of my life are quite inconsequential...

    Quote Originally Posted by CYCRAZY View Post
    so clue me in........ whats the joke?
    I also would like to be clued in. It's got to be something movie-related.


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