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    Re: Drunk Texts

    This must have been from the Metrodome:
    (631): meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
    (516): wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
    (631): aww **** wrong text.


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    GC, he's obviously all man. And I don't think Ellen would go *****, even for GC...

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    Re: Drunk Texts

    must be off season...


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    Re: Drunk Texts

    "Call me kermit cuz Im about to go piggin" HAHA!!!



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    Re: Drunk Texts

    I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.


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    GC, he's obviously all man. And I don't think Ellen would go *****, even for GC...

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    Re: Drunk Texts

    This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.


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    Re: Drunk Texts

    possibly the best website of all-time behind CF



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    Re: Drunk Texts

    Looks like somebody found my phone I lost a couple months ago.



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    Re: Drunk Texts

    Hilarious.....



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    Re: Drunk Texts

    My personal favorite:
    (773): When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"


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    GC, he's obviously all man. And I don't think Ellen would go *****, even for GC...

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    Re: Drunk Texts

    (217): I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.



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    Re: Drunk Texts

    We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.


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    GC, he's obviously all man. And I don't think Ellen would go *****, even for GC...

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    Re: Drunk Texts

    (847): Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state

    We always get the hate here.



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    (585): it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.


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    Haha!

    (202): Dude, I woke up at my ex's house. I am spooning her half naked roommate. There is a pizza on my shoulder. I need you to come pick me up.


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