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    Well, I'm in the dog house with my wife.

    I think some of you might like my humor though!

    My wifes birthday is Saturday. She keeps telling me she wants a bike. So I put on her facebook page, "Honey, I finally got you that bike you wanted so badly. I love you... Mark"

    To say the least, "You are an *$$" is her response with a chuckle!

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    Re: Well, I'm in the dog house with my wife.

    That's awesome!



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    Re: Well, I'm in the dog house with my wife.

    Well if she chuckled how can you be in the dog house?



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    Re: Well, I'm in the dog house with my wife.

    Quote Originally Posted by chuckd4735 View Post
    Well if she chuckled how can you be in the dog house?

    It was an evil chuckle


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    Re: Well, I'm in the dog house with my wife.

    That's awesome........er............I mean...not cool.

    Reminds me of the time when I got myself in the doghouse though. I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday or Christmas and she said a watch. I said to her "What the heck you need a watch for, there's a clock on the stove".

    Not good is all I remember.........



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    Re: Well, I'm in the dog house with my wife.

    Is this thread going to turn into sexist jokes?



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    Re: Well, I'm in the dog house with my wife.

    Why not give he this one and see what she says? You would probably have to move in a "dog motel".



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    Re: Well, I'm in the dog house with my wife.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclonesrule91 View Post
    That's awesome........er............I mean...not cool.

    Reminds me of the time when I got myself in the doghouse though. I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday or Christmas and she said a watch. I said to her "What the heck you need a watch for, there's a clock on the stove".

    Not good is all I remember.........
    Best. Line. Ever.


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    Re: Well, I'm in the dog house with my wife.

    Quote Originally Posted by chuckd4735 View Post
    Is this thread going to turn into sexist jokes?
    God I hope so.


    Now that MBB is back, do we still have to pretend that WBB matters?

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    Re: Well, I'm in the dog house with my wife.

    How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow blower?

    ...hand her a shovel!



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    Re: Well, I'm in the dog house with my wife.

    I have a feeling a mod will close this thread. Meh what the heck.

    Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.
    Why are women bad drivers? Theres no road from the bedroom to the kitchen.
    Why should women wear white? To match the appliances.


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    Re: Well, I'm in the dog house with my wife.

    Quote Originally Posted by LeSchmick View Post
    I have a feeling a mod will close this thread. Meh what the heck.

    Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.
    Why are women bad drivers? Theres no road from the bedroom to the kitchen.
    Why should women wear white? To match the appliances.
    Why do women have small feet? So they can stand closer to the stove.



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    Re: Well, I'm in the dog house with my wife.

    these are awesome...i have a good one but this thread would be shut down immediately



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    Re: Well, I'm in the dog house with my wife.

    Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because She was a woman.



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    Re: Well, I'm in the dog house with my wife.

    Why haven't any women ever gone to the moon? It doesn't need cleaning yet.

    What's the first thing a woman does when she gets back from the battered women's clinic? The god damned dishes if she knows what's good for her.

    What have you done wrong when you wife comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you? made the chain too long.

    Why did the woman cross the road? Wait, better question, why is she out of the kitchen!?

    How many men does it take to open a beer? None, it should be opened when she brings it to you.

    What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, shes already been told twice.

    How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, let the ***** cook in the dark!



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