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    Wanted: Evil Coach

    As many of you know, Bob Huggins has left the Dark Hemisphere of Eternia to coach the Kansas State Wildcats. He tried to take Beastman and Man-E-Faces with him, but being the evil mastermind that I am, I wouldn't release them from their scholarships. Mwhahahahaha.

    This leaves me without a basketball coach for the upcoming Eternia games, and I must not lose to He-Man's team again. What can you tell me about Wayne Morgan? I hear he brought quality talent to your university. But can he coach big men such as the ruthless trio of Mer-Man, Panthor and Trap Jaw? Can WM coach these three how to guard He-Man down low?

    I need someone who will win at all costs. Someone who will teach these young men to throw elbows like Jacob Jakes. Someone who will reach around like Reggie Evans. Someone who will help me finally gain control of Eternia.

    My spies have found this footage of He-Man practicing free throws. http://www.rainbowanimations.com/ani...?id=hemanbball

    We must make him pay!

    We will see who truly has the power. Mwhahahahaha.


    Last edited by skelly; 01-19-2007 at 05:14 PM.

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    Re: Wanted: Evil Coach

    Skeletor, dude, you need to know that WM might be a little too laid back to keep guys such as Mer-Man and Trap Jaw under control. He might be able to contain someone such as Orko but that's about it...maybe Cringer too.


    Last edited by wonkadog; 01-19-2007 at 05:24 PM.

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    Re: Wanted: Evil Coach

    Maybe Wayne Morgan won't do. What of his assistants? Also, what can you tell me about Ricardo Patton? I hear he'll be out of a job soon. Mwhahahahaha



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    Re: Wanted: Evil Coach

    Lex Luthor? I think Gene Hackman was the coach in that Indiana bball and the Superman movie.


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    Re: Wanted: Evil Coach

    [QUOTE=skelly;74553]
    I need someone who will teach these young men to throw elbows.

    That would be Byron Houston form Oklahoma State if he's not in jail somewhere.



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    Re: Wanted: Evil Coach

    You may want to see if Norm Stewart would be interested in a return to coaching.


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    Re: Wanted: Evil Coach

    What of former Oklahoma coach, Bill Tubbs?



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    Re: Wanted: Evil Coach

    Quote Originally Posted by skelly View Post
    As many of you know, Bob Huggins has left the Dark Hemisphere of Eternia to coach the Kansas State Wildcats. He tried to take Beastman and Man-E-Faces with him, but being the evil mastermind that I am, I wouldn't release them from their scholarships. Mwhahahahaha.

    This leaves me without a basketball coach for the upcoming Eternia games, and I must not lose to He-Man's team again. What can you tell me about Wayne Morgan? I hear he brought quality talent to your university. But can he coach big men such as the ruthless trio of Mer-Man, Panthor and Trap Jaw? Can WM coach these three how to guard He-Man down low?

    I need someone who will win at all costs. Someone who will teach these young men to throw elbows like Jacob Jakes. Someone who will reach around like Reggie Evans. Someone who will help me finally gain control of Eternia.

    My spies have found this footage of He-Man practicing free throws. http://www.rainbowanimations.com/ani...?id=hemanbball

    We must make him pay!

    We will see who truly has the power. Mwhahahahaha.
    I'm afraid whoever you get to coach may have problems without a true point guard. You'd do well to offer a scholarship to a blue chipper who's flown under the radar this year: 5' 4" 435 lb Ram-man. He's a little stocky, but the guy has wicked ups and is absolutely fearless in traffic.


    Yeah well, ya know, that's just, like uh, your opinion, man.

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    Re: Wanted: Evil Coach

    Doc Sadler. He is a slave driver. Wearing the balls off the feet of his 7 players.


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