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    Golf Quotes

    What are some of the more interesting golf quotes you have heard? Here are a couple I like.
    "Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sports where the players aren't penalized for being on the grass" Bob Hope

    " Golf is a game where you yell "fore" shoot 6 and write down 5" Paul Harvey

    " They say golf is like life,but don't believe them. It's more complicated than that."

    " Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic."


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    Re: Golf Quotes

    In case of a thunderstorm, stand in the middle of the fairway and hold up a one iron. Not even God can hit a one iron. - Lee Trevino


    I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone.

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    Re: Golf Quotes

    "Frank, it was on the cart path. Why don't you try reading the rules Shankapotamus?"

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhhEdDNWl6I"]YouTube - E*TRADE - Golf Baby Super Bowl XLIII Commercial 2009[/ame]



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    Re: Golf Quotes

    Ben Hogan once said the best way to become a better putter was to hit your irons closer to the hole. I always thought that was a good one.



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    Re: Golf Quotes

    I am sure most have seen this but I about die laughing every time I see it.

    WARNING: NSFW - Language

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDQd49rEF_0"]YouTube - Robin Williams golf[/ame]


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    Re: Golf Quotes

    Quote Originally Posted by SpRiNgLiMe View Post
    "Frank, it was on the cart path. Why don't you try reading the rules Shankapotamus?"

    YouTube - E*TRADE - Golf Baby Super Bowl XLIII Commercial 2009
    That is a hilarious commercial.



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    They're going to build a Wal Mart right her on this fairway....between my ball and yours. Said after you blow a drive by your buddy's



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    Re: Golf Quotes

    golf is a lot like sex...you can still have fun doing it without being good at it

    the worst three words in golf...you're still out
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    Re: Golf Quotes

    The income tax has made more liars out of American people than golf has - Will Rodgers



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    Re: Golf Quotes

    Treat your ball like a lady and it will dance for you.



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    Re: Golf Quotes

    Through years of experience I have found that air offers less resistance than dirt. ~Jack Nicklaus, on why he tees his ball high.


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    I'll always remember the day I broke 90. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back 9 Bruce Lansky



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    Re: Golf Quotes

    Quote Originally Posted by Cydkar View Post
    They're going to build a Wal Mart right her on this fairway....between my ball and yours. Said after you blow a drive by your buddy's
    Had that said to me once (generally, I outdrive the guy, but he did hit a great drive).

    The answer I came up with was to pull out a 7-wood and hit my ball to within 2 feet for a tap-in eagle.

    He stood there with his mouth open.



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    Re: Golf Quotes

    Quote Originally Posted by fccy View Post
    Had that said to me once (generally, I outdrive the guy, but he did hit a great drive).

    The answer I came up with was to pull out a 7-wood and hit my ball to within 2 feet for a tap-in eagle.

    He stood there with his mouth open.
    When was this? 1983?
    Who the heck hits a 7 wood these days?


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    To some golfers the greatest handicap is the ability to add correctly



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