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    Bathroom Stall Writings

    The Writings on the Stall

    Some are crude, but funny nonetheless.

    You are at a 45 degree angle.

    Don't eat the white mint.

    The thing is, this kind of humor makes me laugh.


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    Re: Bathroom Stall Writings

    Best one I've ever seen is on the wall at Mickey's... It says "Mike V. is an Iowa Hawkeye"


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    Re: Bathroom Stall Writings

    What kills me at 3 Bag in Clive is the number of people that actually have a black Sharpie on them to be able to write on the walls.


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    Re: Bathroom Stall Writings

    "Don't throw toothpicks in the urinals. The crabs have learned to pole vault."



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    Re: Bathroom Stall Writings

    Always thought this would be funny to walk and see





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    Re: Bathroom Stall Writings

    There's a real estate agent here in cedar falls named Sherry Padovich (sp?) and on the men's bathroom wall at Suds on the hill it says "Sherry Padovich is a god damn whore" so we all pretty much will say that line in everyday life outta nowhere.


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    Re: Bathroom Stall Writings

    I've seen the name of a girl I "knew" my freshman year on a bar bathroom wall. Let's just say the author of that scrawling had the same impression of her that I got...


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    Re: Bathroom Stall Writings

    one of my favs i believe is either at cys or paddy's...newly 21. anyway it says "no matter how hot she is someone somewhere thinks she is a *****


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    Re: Bathroom Stall Writings

    No lie...at DFW airport 10 years ago:

    "Here I sit with cheeks a'flexing, giving birth to another Texan".

    Haven't been able to forget it since.



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    Re: Bathroom Stall Writings

    On the wall at Es Tas:

    "No matter how hot she is, somebody, somewhere, is sick of the *****."


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    Re: Bathroom Stall Writings

    Quote Originally Posted by sodakjoe View Post
    On the wall at Es Tas:

    "No matter how hot she is, somebody, somewhere, is sick of the *****."
    Saw that last time I was there. Truer words are rarely spoken...


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    Re: Bathroom Stall Writings

    "here I sit, brokenhearted. tried to ****, but only farted"

    "here I sit, same as ever. took a dump, pulled the lever. toliet clogged, water flowed. look out world.... its the mother load."



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    Re: Bathroom Stall Writings

    saw one at my school sayin the principal sucks ___ _____ lets leave it at that


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    Re: Bathroom Stall Writings

    also hilarious, at parks library one of the stalls on the first floor says "glory hole" and it points to a tiny screw hole where the handicap handle used to be attached.



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    Re: Bathroom Stall Writings

    I was driving through Nebraska at I stopped at what have may been the most disgusting bathroom ever but I came out laughing. On the condom machine someone had scratched out the name "French Tickler" and replaced it with "Freedom Tickler". This was right after 9/11 and was pretty funny.



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