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    Real Men of Genius

    ST LOUIS, MO - (Begin Bud Light theme music)

    Announcer: Bud Light Presents, "Real Men of Genius"
    Backup singer: Reaaaaal Men Of Genius

    Announcer: Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional, Irrational Alabama Fan
    Backup singer: Mr. Delusional, Irrational Alabama Faaaaaan!

    Announcer: Season after season, year after year, you try to justify your absurdly high preseason ranking.
    Backup singer: Why aren't we number one?

    Announcer: You scramble to make futile attempts at damage control when the Tide loses to a grossly inferior opponent.
    Backup singer: Neeeeeed to hire Nick Sabannnnn!

    Announcer: Inevitably, you'll bring up the past, and boast of championships won 20 years before you were born.
    Backup singer: Those were the daaaaaays!

    Announcer: You will point out that you have more bowl wins than any other program, as though that is relevant to the current season.
    Backup singer: Been playing since the 1880ssssss!

    Announcer: Go on, ignore that home loss to your archrival in the regular season finale for the 5th consecutive time in a row, and continue to believe that you'll defeat your bowl opponent with striking ease
    Backup singer: We'll win by thirteeeeeeey!

    Announcer: So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses, and take comfort knowing that when you don't finish in the top
    25, you'll be back to number three when the preseason polls come out
    next year.
    Backup singer: Mr. Delusional, Irrational Alabama Fannnnnnn!



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    Re: Real Men of Genius

    Love it!!!



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    Re: Real Men of Genius

    Just to clarify: I pulled this from another site, which didn't cite its source.

    You know this could easily be reworded for Iowa fans though. :)



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    Re: Real Men of Genius

    I saw it last year, re-worded for Michigan fans.



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    Re: Real Men of Genius

    awesome, i just changed it to "Cornhusker Fan" and sent it to all my coworkers and family in Nebraska



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    Re: Real Men of Genius

    How about a Mr. Kansas Basketball Fan?



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    Re: Real Men of Genius

    good idea...go for it doobie



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