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    Re: Onion article on Dick V

    "the trifecta, which Lorraine would not describe in detail, but said involves the use of Mr. Vitale's index, thumb, and forefinger. "

    hahaha



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    The best part about March Madness, no Dick Vitale. He's the reason I can't get into college basketball anymore.



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    Re: Onion article on Dick V

    That's disturbing and hilarious at the same time.




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    Re: Onion article on Dick V

    Well, that's pretty high on the list of topics that I really don't need to know about.....



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    Re: Onion article on Dick V

    Quote Originally Posted by DaddyMac View Post
    Well, that's pretty high on the list of topics that I really don't need to know about.....
    It's an Onion article.

    And admit it...you read it.



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    Re: Onion article on Dick V

    Quote Originally Posted by mfelske View Post
    Gotta love The Onion.



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    Re: Onion article on Dick V

    That article was great! God I love the Onion.



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    Re: Onion article on Dick V

    Quote Originally Posted by Erik4Cy View Post
    It's an Onion article.

    And admit it...you read it.
    Actually I didn't. Maybe the first paragraph at which point I started to cry and the final sentence at which point I urped.

    I'm sure it's funny. But even suggesting Dickie V in an sexual context just sends a shudder down my spine. I mean, I think my mental retinas are permanently burned.

    For the record, I also don't need to know about Joan River's beauty regimine or Hannibal Lector's cooking tips.



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    Re: Onion article on Dick V

    Quote Originally Posted by CloneIce View Post
    That article was great! God I love the Onion.
    I think the onion has lost a step or two over the years, so has Vice Mag which was bought out by MTV...the do's and don'ts were epic years ago. Perhaps my thirties are jading me. :(



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    Re: Onion article on Dick V

    Quote Originally Posted by Erik4Cy View Post
    It's an Onion article.

    And admit it...you read it.
    I thought it was hilarious! Great stuff!



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    Re: Onion article on Dick V

    Quote Originally Posted by cybirdie View Post
    I think the onion has lost a step or two over the years, so has Vice Mag which was bought out by MTV...the do's and don'ts were epic years ago. Perhaps my thirties are jading me. :(
    The Onion has definitely lost a step but they still put out some great articles. The Jim Anchower articles are always a blast. I couldn't believe it when they killed off the H Dog.



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