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    Sham-Wow dude

    Any other insomniacs see the Sham-wow dude pimping the Slap-Chop and Gratty on T.V.?

    Guy is money.


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    Re: Sham-Wow dude

    Sham wow. It will have you sating wow! every time.



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    Re: Sham-Wow dude

    I hate that ******.



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    Re: Sham-Wow dude

    He could sell ice to an eskimo.



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    Re: Sham-Wow dude

    I was going to buy, but there was no "next 20 minutes and we'll double the offer" incentive.


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    Re: Sham-Wow dude

    "Your gonna love my nuts. Watch this..."



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    Re: Sham-Wow dude

    What is Gratty? I have seen slap chop. Dude comes out and brings his "A" game everytime. Love that guy. Why SNL has not done a parity of him yet is amazing to me.



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    Re: Sham-Wow dude

    Quote Originally Posted by Knownothing View Post
    What is Gratty? I have seen slap chop. Dude comes out and brings his "A" game everytime. Love that guy. Why SNL has not done a parity of him yet is amazing to me.
    The Gratty is like a pencil sharpener for cheese (kind of).


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    Re: Sham-Wow dude

    Quote Originally Posted by Chizit View Post
    "Your gonna love my nuts. Watch this..."
    Nice to have another member of the insomnia club.

    Also, is it a symptom of something seriously wrong that when I saw this at 2:30am this morning, my first thought was "I gotta get this on CF?"


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    Re: Sham-Wow dude

    Quote Originally Posted by IcSyU View Post
    He could sell ice to an eskimo.
    a cheeseburger to Ghandi. A porno to the pope. Sand to an Eqyptian.



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    Re: Sham-Wow dude

    Graty= tacos, fettucini, linguine, martini, bikini



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    Re: Sham-Wow dude

    The guy owns both products too, he is raking in the cash...



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    Re: Sham-Wow dude

    Shamwow is in stores now, I picked some up for the joke value. Vince Offer is awesome. I think he owns the name and rights to all the crap he sells.

    I Tivo'd the Extenze infomercial because its hilarious, some woman with a big rack talks about all the fun she'll have when her husband takes the placebo pills.



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    Re: Sham-Wow dude

    What is his real name? I always know him as the Slap Chop or the Sham-wow dude.

    EDIT-- It's Vince.


    Last edited by Chizit; 03-18-2009 at 10:05 AM.

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    Re: Sham-Wow dude

    Vince Offer



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