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    Re: Important Safety Advice For Sabre Saw Owners

    I never would have guessed that wasn't a good idea.


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    Re: Important Safety Advice For Sabre Saw Owners

    and just when I think I've heard it all



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    Wow! Really?

    These are some geniuses in this story


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    Re: Important Safety Advice For Sabre Saw Owners

    What does this guy look like for his woman to even think of giving this thing a try?


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    Re: Important Safety Advice For Sabre Saw Owners

    The amazing thing is, the Sabre saw company will probably get sued over this, and you'll see a label, "Not to be used as a sex toy" or "Do not use internally on human body, with our without rubber attachment."

    I used to do a catalog for a candle company. One of the disclaimers we had to put in the catalog for their "Candles in a Jar" was, "Lid must be removed before lighting candle." I asked the guy about this saying, "Is this really necessary?" His comment was, "When we get sued over something we have to put a disclaimer in the book." This was just one of about a dozen we had to put in there.



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    Re: Important Safety Advice For Sabre Saw Owners

    Quote Originally Posted by Bubbahotep View Post
    What does this guy look like for his woman to even think of giving this thing a try?
    Not a real man. Maybe a real jerk, but not a real man.

    How does any woman really agree and think this is a good idea?


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    Re: Important Safety Advice For Sabre Saw Owners

    Did anybody else think of Burn After Reading, when Clooney breaks his contraption with the sledge and starts hitting the... appendage? Man I laughed at that part.



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    Re: Important Safety Advice For Sabre Saw Owners

    Quote Originally Posted by BryceC View Post
    Did anybody else think of Burn After Reading, when Clooney breaks his contraption with the sledge and starts hitting the... appendage? Man I laughed at that part.
    i laughed hard at that too



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    Yeah, I'll bet.



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    Re: Important Safety Advice For Sabre Saw Owners

    I imagine they won't be trying this again for a while.

    Did he call 911? Being that dispatcher would be disturbing

    I know she's like 27, but at some point she'll meet her parents in this mess. How does a person explain this?

    How does a person decide this is a good idea??


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    Re: Important Safety Advice For Sabre Saw Owners

    Surely there is a separate attachment for that? The dude must be some ******** version of MacGyver.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclonepride View Post
    Surely there is a separate attachment for that? The dude must be some ******** version of MacGyver.
    MacGoober?


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    Re: Important Safety Advice For Sabre Saw Owners

    Just how much alcohol was involved?



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