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    jokes

    lets hear 'em


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    Re: jokes

    Is Mr. Wall there? or Mrs. Wall?


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    Re: jokes

    Mine would not be appropriate for this site



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    Re: jokes

    Women's rights.


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    Re: jokes

    Actually here is a joke . . . .




    Auburn Tigers hire Gene Chizik - ESPN



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    If there is no Walls there, then how is your ceiling up.


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    Re: jokes

    I think the joke is on ISU for hiring Chizik in the first place.


    Quote Originally Posted by cycopath25 View Post
    Actually here is a joke . . . .




    Auburn Tigers hire Gene Chizik - ESPN


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    Re: jokes

    Look down your pants



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    Re: jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by cycopath25 View Post
    Actually here is a joke . . . .




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    Re: jokes

    What is purple and has wings?

    Grapes with wings.




    What is green and has wheels?

    grass, i lied about the wheels.

    two fish are in a tank, one looks at the other and says, "d'ya know how ta drive this thing?"

    Why are manhole covers round?

    cuz manholes are round.

    Ask me if i have a banana in my ear...

    ..do you have a banana in your ear?


    sorry, i couldnt hear you. i had a banana in my ear.



    just a random sampling of some of my finest. i have the sense of humor of a 7 year old.



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    Re: jokes

    why was helen keller a bad driver?





    because she was a woman.



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    Re: jokes

    Q:Did you hear about the corduroy pillows?

    A:They're making headlines.


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    Re: jokes

    My wife and i were in Los Angeles a couple of weeks ago and we were nearing the end of our trip. My wife and I were pretty disappointed that we hadn't seen any celebrities.

    Anyways, we stopped at a gas station to get a couple of sodas and snacks. I looked out the window, and was pretty sure I saw Ron Jeremy putting gas into his car. I called my wife over, and she said, "Are you sure that's him?" I wasn't sure until he was almost done filling up his car and he pulled out the nozzle and sprayed down the entire car. "Yep, that's him."



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    Re: jokes

    dirty joke: white horse fell in a mud puddle

    clean joke: white horse took a bath



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    Re: jokes

    Rihanna: one of Chris Brown's Greatest Hits.

    terrible i know lol



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