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    At least my dad only hit me...


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    Re: At least my dad only hit me...

    I don't get it? Whats the big deal?


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    Re: At least my dad only hit me...

    . . . who the hell stabs someone in the left buttock?????? Whatever happened to a good old fashion swat, or spanking or something? Knock 'em upside the head, etc.

    Stabbing them in the butt? Seriously wtf???


    On a side note I was suprised it was Baltimore... I was thinking this was more of a Southern Maryland type deal..


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    Re: At least my dad only hit me...

    I was guessing it was Utah, I hear theres lots of religion in those parts.



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    Re: At least my dad only hit me...

    Before we jump to conclusions, there is one critical piece of information missing from this story that is needed before making any judgments. What type of hat was the son wearing?

    • Was he wearing a logo hat with formal wear?
    • Was he wearing an Easter bonnet in February?
    • Was he wearing a top hat with business casual?
    • Was he wearing a white hat after Labor Day?

    Clearly, any of these fashion faux pas deserve a stab in the left buttock. If he simply was not appreciative of his selection in spite of it being acceptable by common standards of decorum, then the buttock stab was not in good taste.



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    Re: At least my dad only hit me...

    Quote Originally Posted by balken View Post
    Before we jump to conclusions, there is one critical piece of information missing from this story that is needed before making any judgments. What type of hat was the son wearing?

    • Was he wearing a logo hat with formal wear?
    • Was he wearing an Easter bonnet in February?
    • Was he wearing a top hat with business casual?
    • Was he wearing a white hat after Labor Day?

    Clearly, any of these fashion faux pas deserve a stab in the left buttock. If he simply was not appreciative of his selection in spite of it being acceptable by common standards of decorum, then the buttock stab was not in good taste.
    Maybe it was a hawkeye hat



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    Re: At least my dad only hit me...

    Quote Originally Posted by herbicide View Post
    Maybe it was a hawkeye hat

    That definitely deserves a stab in the ***!



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    Re: At least my dad only hit me...

    the good old butt stab


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