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    Last day in the office-

    Tomorrow is my last day in the office. *hence my increased time on CF lately.

    Any suggestions on things to do/check on/close out before my last day?

    401(k) is w/ Principal so I'll probably keep it there for a while and Employee stock is w/ Smith Barney.

    Is there any HR info or things you wish you would have done before you left a prior job? Any suggestions will help.

    I want to tie all knots before I go and "The man" doesn't recognize me anymore.

    Advice?



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    Re: Last day in the office-

    I'd make copies of my *** on the copier and pass them out with "smell you later ********" written on it.


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    Re: Last day in the office-

    be sure to take your red stapler.


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    Re: Last day in the office-

    I admit, I don't feel much of a sense of loyalty toward an employer, but unless they force me to do otherwise, I like to finish well. The last couple places I worked, I made a point of finishing big projects, even without being asked, just prior to leaving. Kind of a going away present, if you will, to them, and to my own sense of decency.

    Though I have worked places where they invited me to screw them over, and one in particular, I remember. Right before my last overnight shift, the manager called me in, and chewed my butt in a highly inappropriate manner. I waited until he drove the 45 miles home, and then walked out the door, forcing that idiot to drive all the way back to run the store. Boy, that idiot made me mad.


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    Re: Last day in the office-

    Say your goodbye's to everyone that you worked with... leave on good terms!

    Organize any remaining projects well enough so you can debrief anyone who is taking them over.



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    Don't burn bridges.


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    Re: Last day in the office-

    Kiss everyone on the cheek on the way out. Leave it weird.



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    Re: Last day in the office-

    Quote Originally Posted by bostinelosd View Post
    Kiss everyone on the cheek on the way out. Leave it weird.
    Which cheek?



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    Re: Last day in the office-

    Quote Originally Posted by djcubby View Post
    Which cheek?

    Upper right. Leave it weird, but not too weird.



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    Re: Last day in the office-

    Bring in an ex lax chocolate cake....


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    Re: Last day in the office-

    Quote Originally Posted by mjones34 View Post
    Don't burn bridges.

    Instead, just let air out of tires...


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    Re: Last day in the office-

    Quote Originally Posted by bostinelosd View Post
    Kiss everyone on the cheek on the way out. Leave it weird.
    I find a firm crotch grasp followed by walking out whistling to yourself is the best way to "leave it weird" and legendary.


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    Re: Last day in the office-

    Bring hot cookies.


    "Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing."

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    Re: Last day in the office-

    Quote Originally Posted by GeronimusClone View Post
    I find a firm crotch grasp followed by walking out whistling to yourself is the best way to "leave it weird" and legendary.

    Your crotch or theirs?



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