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    Sexist joke.

    If you are easily offended then here is your warning to not read.

    I finally opened the last Maxim I was sent and I actually laughed out loud in class today when I read this, so I thought I would post it for all (men).

    As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to amke me feel like a woman?!" A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this."



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    Re: Sexist joke.

    hahahahahahaha that is great



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    Re: Sexist joke.

    Variations of that one have been around a long time. Always the same punch line though!!



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    Re: Sexist joke.

    You know why you should never buy a women a watch????

    Cause there's a clock on the stove....

    Not that I believe that, just thought it was funny



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    Re: Sexist joke.

    thats nice



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    Re: Sexist joke.

    My wife told me that joke by the way so that made it even more off the wall



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    Re: Sexist joke.

    I thought it was going to be another Kirk or Halusla joke. I did not lnow it was going to be an everyday joke that was as old as the hlls.


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    Re: Sexist joke.

    Why do women have such short feet?



    So they can stand closer to the stove!



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    Re: Sexist joke.

    This one's a little closer to that "line"

    What's the 1st thing you think of when you look a blank peice of paper?...............................................................


    Women's Rights!

    My apologies ladies.



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    Re: Sexist joke.

    How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower???

    Hand your wife a shovel!



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    Re: Sexist joke.

    A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:

    Dear Wife:

    You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter that I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18 year old teaching assistant. I will be home before midnight.

    When he arrived at the hotel, there a fax was waiting for him that read as follows:

    Dear Husband,

    You, too, are 54 years old and by the time you read this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18 year old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, my love, do not wait up!



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    Re: Sexist joke.

    that's good



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