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    Uh oh...this won't end well

    So one of my best buddies from high school just started dating a girl with the last name of Chizik. Should I warn him now or just let him find out the hard way?



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    Re: Uh oh...this won't end well

    Pay her $50 to kick him in the nuts and he'll get it. Just make sure you record the entire incident, and then jump out of the bushes giving her a high five. Hopefully that's the last thing he sees before passing out from the pain of the event.

    Then he could understand why you did it.


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    Re: Uh oh...this won't end well

    She hasn't dumped him yet?

    (someone had to say it)



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    Re: Uh oh...this won't end well

    Make sure he does come down to her level....... whoopise daisy.....



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    Re: Uh oh...this won't end well

    I'm pretty sure she is the one with the agenda here - looking for a hubby so she can change that last name in a hurry!


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    Re: Uh oh...this won't end well

    good point Nobody. but i still suspect she will seem like an amazing gf for about 2 years and then just up and leave one day. probably even pull the "its not you its me"



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    Re: Uh oh...this won't end well

    He is ok, until she says... I'm "entrenched" in this relationship



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    Re: Uh oh...this won't end well

    Quote Originally Posted by dinger View Post
    good point Nobody. but i still suspect she will seem like an amazing gf for about 2 years and then just up and leave one day. probably even pull the "its not you its me"
    Wouldn't she actually be mediocre the first year and even worse the second?



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    Re: Uh oh...this won't end well

    Quote Originally Posted by SeattleClone View Post
    Wouldn't she actually be mediocre the first year and even worse the second?
    He said "seem like an amazing gf." That means she probably won't suck.

    I'll let you interpret that one as you wish.


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    Re: Uh oh...this won't end well

    Quote Originally Posted by SeattleClone View Post
    Wouldn't she actually be mediocre the first year and even worse the second?
    right. but she will make everyone around think that it will be better if we just wait. so basically there is nothing i can do. oh well, we've all been chizzed by a girl before. just most of us not by the namesake herself.



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    Re: Uh oh...this won't end well

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclone62 View Post
    Pay her $50 to kick him in the nuts and he'll get it. Just make sure you record the entire incident,
    and make sure she is wearing a shirt that says "life" and that he is wearing a Cyclone shirt. Then it will be perfect.



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    Re: Uh oh...this won't end well

    PIITB?



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