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    To the girl who made my breakfast sandwich...

    You suck at making sandwiches. Please transfer to the division of pouring coffee. Thanks.



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    Re: To the girl who made my breakfast sandwich...

    Speaking of bad mornings...

    I used my wife's face cleanser in the shower this morning and my face looks like I slept in a tanning bed overnight. Sweet.



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    Re: To the girl who made my breakfast sandwich...

    My morning has been wonderful, except for breakfast. And waking up was hard. Then I dropped my toothbrush in the toilet.

    Wait, it has been a bad morning. Damn.



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    Re: To the girl who made my breakfast sandwich...

    Quote Originally Posted by SC Cy View Post
    Speaking of bad mornings...

    I used my wife's face cleanser in the shower this morning and my face looks like I slept in a tanning bed overnight. Sweet.
    Irritation? It should fade soon. Did you put on moisturizer afterward? Sometimes that helps, but if it is not your regular kind, it may irritate it more....

    Ugh.


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    Re: To the girl who made my breakfast sandwich...

    <---------------------- Calmly sips on his coffee.



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    Re: To the girl who made my breakfast sandwich...

    Has this site been relegated to OhThisJustPoppedIntoMyHeadSoIShallGoPostItNow.com?



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    Re: To the girl who made my breakfast sandwich...

    I backed out of the garage before the garage door was all the way up...crunch.

    Thank god it's an aluminum door and it just dented.


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    Re: To the girl who made my breakfast sandwich...

    I am having a good morning so far today :)


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    Re: To the girl who made my breakfast sandwich...

    Quote Originally Posted by ISUFan22 View Post
    Has this site been relegated to OhThisJustPoppedIntoMyHeadSoIShallGoPostItNow.com?
    Who put the gun to your head and said "Open this thread"?



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    Re: To the girl who made my breakfast sandwich...

    Quote Originally Posted by brianhos View Post
    I am having a good morning so far today :)

    Better knock on some wood.



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    Re: To the girl who made my breakfast sandwich...

    Quote Originally Posted by CycloneYoda View Post
    You suck at making sandwiches. Please transfer to the division of pouring coffee. Thanks.
    Bruegger's on Iowa Avenue? I don't know why, but I deviated and ordered a breakfast sandwich there once; should have stuck with a simple bagle!


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    Re: To the girl who made my breakfast sandwich...

    Quote Originally Posted by CycloneYoda View Post
    Who put the gun to your head and said "Open this thread"?
    I think it was the thought "here's my chance to rip on somebody's thread."


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    Re: To the girl who made my breakfast sandwich...

    Quote Originally Posted by cycopath25 View Post
    Better knock on some wood.

    He already did, thats why his morning has been so great.



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    Re: To the girl who made my breakfast sandwich...

    Quote Originally Posted by CycloneYoda View Post
    Who put the gun to your head and said "Open this thread"?
    Pee in his Cheerios, I did.



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    Re: To the girl who made my breakfast sandwich...

    Quote Originally Posted by CycloneYoda View Post
    Who put the gun to your head and said "Open this thread"?
    Please tell me you did not just talk back to 22?



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