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    Wedgie Saves the Day

    Woman uses wedgie to capture suspected thief

    Personally I would have gone with a pink belly or possibly a purple nurple to apprehend the suspect.



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    Re: Wedgie Saves the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by RyCy04 View Post
    Woman uses wedgie to capture suspected thief

    Personally I would have gone with a pink belly or possibly a purple nurple to apprehend the suspect.
    What about a wet willie? Those things are completely underrated...


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    Re: Wedgie Saves the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by RyCy04 View Post
    Woman uses wedgie to capture suspected thief

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    Ned Grimley!?! I'm so excited I must say.


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    Re: Wedgie Saves the Day

    Hopefully they gave him extra gold bond to treat the burns.


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    Re: Wedgie Saves the Day

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    Ned Grimley!?! I'm so excited I must say.
    It would be Ed Grimley, but most people wouldn't even be able to come that close.



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    Yeah, that's what I meant. I got too excited. I must say. Did you put that up because you saw The Office last week? I'm assuming anyway.


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    Re: Wedgie Saves the Day

    purple nurple?


    LINK?


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    Re: Wedgie Saves the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by Cycloin View Post
    purple nurple?


    LINK?
    Did you not have any brothers or friends that were a-holes?
    How to Give a Purple Nurple | eHow.com



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    Did you not have any brothers or friends that were a-holes?
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    LMAO seriously, do you need wedgie instructions too? I guess you were way cooler and/or bigger than everyone growing up.


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    Re: Wedgie Saves the Day

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    Did you not have any brothers or friends that were a-holes?
    How to Give a Purple Nurple | eHow.com
    Plenty of a-holes in the group. We did, however, maintain a "no-fly zone" over areola's. Guess I was lucky.


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    Re: Wedgie Saves the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by GeronimusClone View Post
    LMAO seriously, do you need wedgie instructions too? I guess you were way cooler and/or bigger than everyone growing up.
    Definitely not cooler....bigger, yes, but not cooler. The key to fighting off wedgies is to "pre-cut" the waistband in your skivvies, thus making the garment a breakaway (ala Earl Campbell's numerous Oiler jerseys). BTW, this is also a good way to **** off one's mom.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cycloin View Post
    Definitely not cooler....bigger, yes, but not cooler. The key to fighting off wedgies is to "pre-cut" the waistband in your skivvies, thus making the garment a breakaway (ala Earl Campbell's numerous Oiler jerseys). BTW, this is also a good way to **** off one's mom.
    I just went commando. Always a surprise for someone looking to wedgie you. Usually this ****** them off and they went straight for the purple nurple. I hate my brothers.


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    Re: Wedgie Saves the Day

    I am glad I did not have people around who gave purple nurples.



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    Re: Wedgie Saves the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by RyCy04 View Post
    Woman uses wedgie to capture suspected thief

    Personally I would have gone with a pink belly or possibly a purple nurple to apprehend the suspect.
    How about an Indian burn? Oh, I'm sorry, Native American burn.



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