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    Chris Hassel

    Dude you're a freakin' stud. That Joaquin Phoenix skit was comic gold. "I got a job at Von Mauer. Wrapping presents." I just about wet myself.


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    Re: Chris Hassel

    It doesn't take too much skill to imitate a man who didn't talk much and was spacing out/high as a kite.


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    It does to imitate him well.


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    Re: Chris Hassel

    Did you see at the very beginning of the show that quote that they showed Chizik said to the paper in Alabama? Unbelievable!


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    Re: Chris Hassel

    Quote Originally Posted by LeSchmick View Post
    Did you see at the very beginning of the show that quote that they showed Chizik said to the paper in Alabama? Unbelievable!
    It was talked about here a day or two ago.... what an ***.


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    Re: Chris Hassel

    Quote Originally Posted by LeSchmick View Post
    Did you see at the very beginning of the show that quote that they showed Chizik said to the paper in Alabama? Unbelievable!
    Apparently...Gene considers 5 wins in two seasons is considered a success...



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    Re: Chris Hassel

    Hassel13 ( I assume you're Chris). That Joaquin Phoenix bit was hilarious, almost as hilarious as the original. Did you do Marty Tirrell-Miller on Sound off a month or so ago? If so you gotta do another one so people that missed it get a chance to see it. I still laugh every time I think about it.



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    Re: Chris Hassel

    Quote Originally Posted by CYKOFAN View Post
    Hassel13 ( I assume you're Chris). That Joaquin Phoenix bit was hilarious, almost as hilarious as the original. Did you do Marty Tirrell-Miller on Sound off a month or so ago? If so you gotta do another one so people that missed it get a chance to see it. I still laugh every time I think about it.
    I think it's been a couple months now. Someone put it on youtube if you want to watch it. It might be easier just to turn on KXNO. You'll hear everything I said almost verbatim.



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    Re: Chris Hassel

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-oAXviUjrY]YouTube - Chris Hassel channeling Marty Tirrell[/ame]


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    Re: Chris Hassel

    I remember watching that. It's so funny!!!



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    Re: Chris Hassel

    Quote Originally Posted by CYKOFAN View Post
    Hassel13 ( I assume you're Chris). That Joaquin Phoenix bit was hilarious, almost as hilarious as the original. Did you do Marty Tirrell-Miller on Sound off a month or so ago? If so you gotta do another one so people that missed it get a chance to see it. I still laugh every time I think about it.
    I think his steroids interview with Andy Fales the week before was a lot funnier IMO.


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    Re: Chris Hassel

    Funny *** ****



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