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    Pileup shatters SLC woman's fingernail record

    Pileup shatters SLC woman's fingernail record - Salt Lake Tribune
    The Guinness World Record for longest fingernails was broken Wednesday, so to speak. The fingernails Salt Lake City resident Lee Redmond has been growing since 1979 were broken off in a four-car pileup Wednesday in Holladay, said Salt Lake County sheriff's spokesman Don Hutson.
    Some of the comments for the story are kind of funny. One said: "Now she can finally wipe her own butt...first time since 79...she should check and see if thats another Guiness Record!"


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    Re: Pileup shatters SLC woman's fingernail record

    Wow, that is disgusting.


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    Re: Pileup shatters SLC woman's fingernail record

    she's weird

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    Re: Pileup shatters SLC woman's fingernail record

    Im going to go cut my fingernails now



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    Re: Pileup shatters SLC woman's fingernail record

    She's hot.


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    Re: Pileup shatters SLC woman's fingernail record

    What a wasted life. When she gets to the pearly gates and she's asked why she should be allowed in, is she going to tell them that she did nothing and was too lazy to cut her finger nails? Is she going to donate the broken nails to charity or something? I mean, she worked so hard to do nothing for 30 years so she didn't break her freakshow fingernails.



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    Re: Pileup shatters SLC woman's fingernail record

    Wow, that's hot




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    Re: Pileup shatters SLC woman's fingernail record

    She kind of reminds me of the witch in Army of Darkness "Yo, she-*****! Let's Go!



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