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    Dumb driver stories

    Today, I followed some imbecile driving a black suburban with a great big idiotic hawkeye sticker in the rear window She was sliding up on the curb and weaving from lane to lane, blocking rear traffic.

    When I finally drove past, I noticed a female yapping on her cell phone and putting make-up on. She looked over at me and I just shook my head in discust. She then proceeds to flip me off as if I did something wrong... I felt like ramming her into the ditch, but chose to be a good cyclone and just wave and smile..

    This isn't the first time I've had to deal with dumb hawkeye fan drivers...



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    Re: Dumb driver stories

    Did you pull her over just for the heck of it? I saw some High School Girl slam into a minivan this morning in the turn lane, of course, she was on her phone...



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    Re: Dumb driver stories

    I saw a pickup yesterday with a Hawkeye sticker and a Nebraska sticker in the back window. I think some people try too hard to be repulsive.



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    Re: Dumb driver stories

    I had a pickup truck start riding my bumber and flashing his lights for me to get over. Gross guy smoking a cigarette all ****** off. He went around me a flipped me off. Here is where the story gets great!

    15 Seconds later a cop came up behind me and I pointed at the truck that was speeding away. He gave me the thumbs up sign and went and pulled him over! It was fun to finally watch an a-hole get what he deserves.


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    Re: Dumb driver stories

    A couple weeks ago I had a dip**** pass me on the right as I was just about to pass another car. I was doing about 75, he must have been doing in excess of 90. I slammed on my brakes and he barely missed hitting me, and the car I was about to pass.

    I caught up with him, but my wife laid down the law for me, so I gave her back my balls and resumed my rightful place.



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    Re: Dumb driver stories

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclonepride View Post
    A couple weeks ago I had a dip**** pass me on the right as I was just about to pass another car. I was doing about 75, he must have been doing in excess of 90. I slammed on my brakes and he barely missed hitting me, and the car I was about to pass.

    I caught up with him, but my wife laid down the law for me, so I gave her back my balls and resumed my rightful place.

    @ the wife ownage!



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    Re: Dumb driver stories

    Quote Originally Posted by CubsnClones View Post
    Today, I followed some imbecile driving a black suburban with a great big idiotic hawkeye sticker in the rear window She was sliding up on the curb and weaving from lane to lane, blocking rear traffic.

    When I finally drove past, I noticed a female yapping on her cell phone and putting make-up on. She looked over at me and I just shook my head in discust. She then proceeds to flip me off as if I did something wrong... I felt like ramming her into the ditch, but chose to be a good cyclone and just wave and smile..

    This isn't the first time I've had to deal with dumb hawkeye fan drivers...
    It would have been ok to run her off the road. One less cell phone yappin' makeup puttin' on Squawkette the better.


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    Re: Dumb driver stories

    1. When I was in HS I was driving to school, going down a semi-busy street when a woman pulls out from a parking lot directly in front of me--close enough that I had to lock 'em up to keep from hitting her. The funny part however, was that she gave me the finger as she went by. I was almost sorry that I didn't hit her so I could hear her give the cop her side of the story.

    2. Once I was pulling into a Wal-Mart parking lot. A young girl cut across the parking lanes, nearly hitting me. She kept going, oblivious. As I ease off the brake, another teenage girl (also oblivious) comes within a hairs breadth of hitting me and then nearly collides with with girl #1. I just sat back and laughed as I watched them waving their arms and cussing each other out, apparently still unaware of my presence.


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    Re: Dumb driver stories

    I'm a CyRide driver. Do you guys have time to read a novel?



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    Re: Dumb driver stories

    Quote Originally Posted by CubsnClones View Post
    Today, I followed some imbecile driving a black suburban with a great big idiotic hawkeye sticker in the rear window She was sliding up on the curb and weaving from lane to lane, blocking rear traffic.

    When I finally drove past, I noticed a female yapping on her cell phone and putting make-up on. She looked over at me and I just shook my head in discust. She then proceeds to flip me off as if I did something wrong... I felt like ramming her into the ditch, but chose to be a good cyclone and just wave and smile..

    This isn't the first time I've had to deal with dumb hawkeye fan drivers...
    I have a 69' Pontiac you can use to ram her. Those old demo derby cars will do the trick with ease.



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