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    Woman is selling the naming rights for her next child on eBay

    Last edited by alaskaguy; 01-22-2009 at 10:52 PM.
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    Re: How much would you sell your naming rights for your next child?

    There's no price large enough.



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    Re: Woman is selling the naming rights for her next child on eBay

    From the seller's listing on eBay......

    Please keep in mind that this is a HUMAN child... who will have to live with this name forever... and could potentially get his/her butt kicked in school for having a name like "Scrotum"


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    Re: Woman is selling the naming rights for her next child on eBay

    Quote Originally Posted by alaskaguy View Post
    From the seller's listing on eBay......

    Please keep in mind that this is a HUMAN child... who will have to live with this name forever... and could potentially get his/her butt kicked in school for having a name like "Scrotum"
    I think if your name is "Scrotum" and you're only getting your butt kicked, you're doing well...



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    Re: Woman is selling the naming rights for her next child on eBay

    the winner didnt pay, and then the woman put it back on ebay, and ebay yanked it off.



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    Re: Woman is selling the naming rights for her next child on eBay

    disgusting.



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    Re: Woman is selling the naming rights for her next child on eBay

    What he said....


    I think that lady needs to think about her child more rather than asking a stranger to think about the child...


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    Re: Woman is selling the naming rights for her next child on eBay

    Quote Originally Posted by alaskaguy View Post
    From the seller's listing on eBay......

    Please keep in mind that this is a HUMAN child... who will have to live with this name forever... and could potentially get his/her butt kicked in school for having a name like "Scrotum"
    Yes, because if I'm the winner my first concern is if the kid is going to get his butt kicked in school


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    Re: Woman is selling the naming rights for her next child on eBay

    Well the good news is that if she actually got fired because of her pregnancy she wont have money concerns anymore because he former employer is ****ed.


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    Re: Woman is selling the naming rights for her next child on eBay

    Wow...what a coincidence. Fired from her job during the auction. Who could have seen that coming?



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    Re: Woman is selling the naming rights for her next child on eBay

    I think I will name you... Mymothersawhore.



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    Re: Woman is selling the naming rights for her next child on eBay

    ebay: helping people make important life decisions profitable since 1995.



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