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    OT: Worst pick up lines.

    What are some of the worst lines that you have heard someone say that makes you say "what an idiot".
    The last one I heard.
    I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.


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    Re: OT: Worst pick up lines.

    I'm a bird watcher. I'm looking for a big-breasted bed thrasher. Have you seen one?

    Awful.



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    Re: OT: Worst pick up lines.

    <Lick your finger and wipe it on her shirt>

    Let's get you out of those wet clothes.



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    Re: OT: Worst pick up lines.

    If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the
    afternoon.


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    Re: OT: Worst pick up lines.

    Quote Originally Posted by chadm View Post
    If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the
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    Weird...I heard you say this at the CF outing. You're naughty.


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    Re: OT: Worst pick up lines.

    Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.


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    Weird...I heard you say this at the CF outing. You're naughty.
    Ouch. That one hurt.


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    Re: OT: Worst pick up lines.

    Do you want to get married or just sleep together?
    Aren't you in my Finance 360 class?
    Your Father must have been a Baker because you have the nicest set of buns I have ever seen.
    Have you ever considered being a model because you are the most beautiful Woman I have ever seen.
    Those are just a sample of my pickup lines I used 20 years ago.



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    Re: OT: Worst pick up lines.

    Quote Originally Posted by mauiclone View Post
    Those are just a sample of my pickup lines I used 20 years ago.
    What was the outcome?


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    Re: OT: Worst pick up lines.

    Those are just a sample of my pickup lines I used 20 years ago.
    Info that you may wish wasn't typed.


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    Re: OT: Worst pick up lines.

    "It'll only take a second, you won't feel a thing"



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    Re: OT: Worst pick up lines.

    I made this one up: Lets just be friends with benefits....and then drop the friends


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    Re: OT: Worst pick up lines.

    Nice Shoes... Wanna ****?


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    Re: OT: Worst pick up lines.

    Or, want to get a pizza and ****?

    (After she slaps you:)

    What, you don't like pizza?


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    Re: OT: Worst pick up lines.

    Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.


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