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    Humor: The Urinal Game

    I've seen this before and stumbled upon it again - the game that helps men answer the age old question...

    Which urinal is the right one to select?

    Ask know more! Test your wits against the urinal wizard in this game.

    Urinal Game



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    Re: Humor: The Urinal Game

    Apparently someone isnt working today!


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    Re: Humor: The Urinal Game

    Why did I know that this thread was started by ISUFan22 without looking?



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    Re: Humor: The Urinal Game

    Oh hush, I know both of you are playing the game right now. :)



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    Re: Humor: The Urinal Game

    I passed with flying colors! No congrats necessary.


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    Re: Humor: The Urinal Game

    Thank you for this important public service. I've been appalled at the lack of urinal etiquette among some in society.

    I also have to give some props to the rest stop in Minnesota that had the foresight to put the low urinal between the two tall urinals instead of putting it on the end making it much more likely that you will have a buffer zone.



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    Re: Humor: The Urinal Game

    Since we're descending into bathroom humor, I've got a story from my days at ISU. One fall someone on our floor, no not me, got the fiendish idea of loosening the coupling nut between the urinal hand valve and the porcelain fixture. This would give you about the coldest, rudest, most surprising drenching you could imagine.

    The play by play would be something like this: at .3 second after flushing, you're wondering why can't I see through my glasses anymore and where is that cold water coming from; at .6 second as your muscles are contracting and you're turning to run you're hoping that was fresh water you're getting sprayed with; at .9 second as you're almost out of range and the spray is ending anyway you hear the sound of raucous laughter and footsteps running down the hall.

    To this day, I can't use a urinal without checking that coupling.



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    Re: Humor: The Urinal Game

    The restroom story that "p!sses" me off (ha ha ha)

    I was at a rest stop in Illinois and had to release pressure in the worst way. I rushed in to the mens' room and took the urinal of my choice (there were about 10 and I was the only one in the room). I finish up, wash up, and get ready to exit when two older ladies come into the room and give me the dirtiest look I have ever received as if I was in the wrong restroom!

    Before you accuse me of going into the wrong restroom, remember, I said I peed in a urinal...


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    Re: Humor: The Urinal Game

    I got them all right exept for the last one where you have to turn around and walk out. I didnt know that was an option.


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    Re: Humor: The Urinal Game

    Quote Originally Posted by clone33 View Post
    I got them all right exept for the last one where you have to turn around and walk out. I didnt know that was an option.
    That all depends upon how many pitchers have been consumed prior to this test.


    Yeah well, ya know, that's just, like uh, your opinion, man.

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    Re: Humor: The Urinal Game

    Quote Originally Posted by clonefarmer View Post
    To this day, I can't use a urinal without checking that coupling.
    Yeah I had a nasty one pulled on me in a porta-john during a softball tournament we were playing in at Panora, Iowa. We'd just got done playing, kicked my cleats off, had a few beers and decided to hit the porta-john (yeah, I know....wearing socks in a porta-john is dumb but hey you don't think about that after a few beers). Anyway, as I'm 'doing my thing' in the urinal I find out that someone had unhooked the tube underneath. Needless to say I threw the socks away.



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    Re: Humor: The Urinal Game

    i suck at this game. i only got 2 questions right. i guess all i really care about is that i have to go. if you want to take a look at what im working with i can't really stop you anyway, so why should i worry about a buffer zone?



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