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    Mail-order husbands

    For the ladies now mail-order husbands is available.

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    Re: Mail-order husbands

    really? just really?


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    Re: Mail-order husbands

    That's hot.


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    Good thing I got married while the pickens were slim.


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    Re: Mail-order husbands

    I like how the last guy is half off

    I'm sorry, I just realized that is Marty Tirrell


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    Re: Mail-order husbands

    <<Name: Earl
    I deal in reality...and the reality is that I'm ready for love. I can chop lots of wood and can even climb a greased pole. I keep in shape by chasing chickens around my back yard. I keep my self clean and take baths weekly.
    Location: West Virginia, U.S.A.>>>

    LMAO!!!

    Seriously, this is a great way to sell online advertising.


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    Re: Mail-order husbands

    Quote Originally Posted by usedcarguy View Post
    <<Name: Earl
    I deal in reality...and the reality is that I'm ready for love. I can chop lots of wood and can even climb a greased pole. I keep in shape by chasing chickens around my back yard. I keep my self clean and take baths weekly.
    Location: West Virginia, U.S.A.>>>

    LMAO!!!

    Seriously, this is a great way to sell online advertising.
    I'm sure that as long as Earl is a US citizen, and marrying him confers all the benefits that come along with that, he should do very well for himself...as long as he keeps up the weekly baths.


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