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    Skeletor vs. Chizik

    Just returned from Eternia. Skeletor was talking trash that he could out recruit Gene Chizik. Who could win in a fight?

    Tale of the tape:
    Chizik looks pretty big, but I give the edge to Skeletor because he runs around in a loin cloth and looks pretty buff (You can see all his muscles). Plus, Skeletor has mystic powers and a Havoc Staff. Scary. I'd say Skeletor may have a slight advantage. Chizik also has an unfair advantage if he fights Battle Damage Skeletor because he'd know where to hit Skelly

    Skeletor has had many near misses against He-Man, so some might say he can't win the big one. Gene's coached a national championship team. But Skeletor is an evil mastermind. So it's a wash in the brains department.

    Skeletor has the advantage of an established team (Beast Man, Panthor, Evil Lynn, etc.), but Chizik has Blythe and Meyer coming back, so he could go deep. Advantage, Chizik.

    I don't know, if they fight at Jack Trice, Chizik may have the edge. But Snake Mountain has a trap door and voice-changing microphone. And it's in the Dark Hemisphere of Eternia. Tough call, especially if Chizik packs the Jack.

    I can hear it now, "Curse you Chizik!"

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skeletor


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    Talking Re: Skeletor vs. Chizik

    Quote Originally Posted by skelly View Post
    Just returned from Eternia. Skeletor was talking trash that he could out recruit Gene Chizik. Who could win in a fight?

    Tale of the tape:
    Chizik looks pretty big, but I give the edge to Skeletor because he runs around in a loin cloth and looks pretty buff (You can see all his muscles). Plus, Skeletor has mystic powers and a Havoc Staff. Scary. I'd say Skeletor may have a slight advantage. Chizik also has an unfair advantage if he fights Battle Damage Skeletor because he'd know where to hit Skelly

    Skeletor has had many near misses against He-Man, so some might say he can't win the big one. Gene's coached a national championship team. But Skeletor is an evil mastermind. So it's a wash in the brains department.

    Skeletor has the advantage of an established team (Beast Man, Panthor, Evil Lynn, etc.), but Chizik has Blythe and Meyer coming back, so he could go deep. Advantage, Chizik.

    I don't know, if they fight at Jack Trice, Chizik may have the edge. But Snake Mountain has a trap door and voice-changing microphone. And it's in the Dark Hemisphere of Eternia. Tough call, especially if Chizik packs the Jack.

    I can hear it now, "Curse you Chizik!"

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skeletor
    My vote for greatest post in the history of message boards. I just wonder how people can come up with great stories such as this and stay out of jail for using illegal substances. I think you may be related to Rev. Green or what ever his name is at CN. But keep up the great writing!


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    Re: Skeletor vs. Chizik

    Awesome.

    This close to Christmas reminds me of how bad I wanted that stupid evil castle when I was a kid.



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    Re: Skeletor vs. Chizik

    I am Adam, Prince of Eternia, defender of the secrets of Castle Greyskull.
    This is Cringer, my fearless friend.

    Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic
    sword and said:
    "By the power of Greyskull"

    HE-MAN!

    "I have the power!"

    Cringer became the mighty Battle Cat.
    And I became He-Man, the most powerful man in the universe.

    Only three others share this secret.
    Our friends the Sorceress, Man at Arms and Orko.

    Together we defend Castle Greyskull from the evil forces of Skeletor.

    HE-MAN



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    Re: Skeletor vs. Chizik

    Quote Originally Posted by jkendall View Post
    Tell me you're joking?
    Actually, I can't believe that you went ahead and responded to your own post with your other account.

    Anyways...welcome to Cyclone Fanatic.



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    Re: Skeletor vs. Chizik

    Skeletor's telekinesis would obviously help on a game-winning field goal situation and if you thought McCarney's playcalling was predictable wait until Skeletor is using his telepathy. However, he could never seem to get out of his own way by coming up with ridiculously complicated schemes that usually failed. I think he'd outcoach himself when it comes down to it. I'll take Gene and the points.



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    Re: Skeletor vs. Chizik

    Wow. I started laughing at the thread title alone, then it got better.

    Fun link - a little long, but worth the read.


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    Re: Skeletor vs. Chizik

    You knew Angie would read it. I should start setting thread traps and see who I catch. Sorry, Angie, you would be easy prey.



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    Re: Skeletor vs. Chizik

    Quote Originally Posted by JokersWild View Post
    You knew Angie would read it. I should start setting thread traps and see who I catch. Sorry, Angie, you would be easy prey.
    'Cause I read everything, or because you know me that well?


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    Re: Skeletor vs. Chizik

    I think I know you well enough to guess all the threads you have multiple posts in.



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    Re: Skeletor vs. Chizik

    The sad thing is that you may be right... Once you've worked with someone for long enough, you do get a sense of them. Of course, I found your secret identity here through a joking post, so I suppose we're even.


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    Re: Skeletor vs. Chizik

    Even steven as it were.



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    Re: Skeletor vs. Chizik

    i still have the castle of greyskull and snake mountain sets with a crapload of the action figures. my neice and nephew found them and now they play with them all the time. memories. i love it



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    Re: Skeletor vs. Chizik

    Quote Originally Posted by ISU BET View Post
    i still have the castle of greyskull and snake mountain sets with a crapload of the action figures. my neice and nephew found them and now they play with them all the time. memories. i love it
    Did you have/use the slime that comes out of that fountain on the Castle of Greyskull???


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    Re: Skeletor vs. Chizik

    Quote Originally Posted by ISU BET View Post
    i still have the castle of greyskull and snake mountain sets with a crapload of the action figures. my neice and nephew found them and now they play with them all the time. memories. i love it
    Nice!! Of course you jump in now and again with a "I HAVE THE POWER!" yell



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