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    Re: Coaching one-liners.... funny link...

    My favorite was while one of my teammates was rolling around on the ground yelling, "Owwww!" clutching a finger that had gotten crushed between two helmets, the coach yells, "OWWW?! OWWW?! OW'S A GODD*** BIRD, NOW GET OFF YOUR A** AND GET BACK IN THE HUDDLE!!!"

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    Re: Coaching one-liners.... funny link...

    "as bad as our defense is playing right now I might just send you all back out there with stop signs and give that a try."

    It got the point across.


    Now that MBB is back, do we still have to pretend that WBB matters?

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    Re: Coaching one-liners.... funny link...

    " You boys are getting beat like a Sunday morning erection."



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    Re: Coaching one-liners.... funny link...

    One my dad heard in college that I've used on multiple occasions:

    "God dammit they're runnin' through ya' like the diarrhea!"



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    Re: Coaching one-liners.... funny link...

    good hands....feet


    Hooray for Metaphors!

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    Re: Coaching one-liners.... funny link...

    This was my all time favorite from High School Practice:

    "D-Line, I want you to get in there and plug that A-Hole. Come on, get in there and stuff it!"

    Our Defensive coach when referring to what most call the A Gap



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    Re: Coaching one-liners.... funny link...

    men you gotta go out and play like a Raped Ape! got more laughs than anything


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    Re: Coaching one-liners.... funny link...

    one my dad told me...

    "Are we gonna have to dip your socks in vinegar to keep the ants from crawling up ya and biting your candy ***???!?!!?!"

    kinda long but funny.

    Also a favorite that my coach used:

    (a kid who was a pre-madonna had realized that his hand warmer-belt thing that Football players wear (see picture) had fallen off soemwhere during practice and instead of listening to the play coach was calling he was looking around for it. what my coach said was)

    "don't worry Dalton, my 5 year old daughter has one just like it that you can probably borrow"



    much laughter ensued



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    Re: Coaching one-liners.... funny link...

    "Crouch like you're crapping (not that word) in a cornfield!"



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    Re: Coaching one-liners.... funny link...

    My favorite from my high school coach -- who happens to be the only coach in the state of Iowa to win state titles in 2 different classes -

    While preparing to run our 18th 80 yard sprint --- "Is that a stance or are you taking a ****


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