To the tune of "Jingle Bells"
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    To the tune of "Jingle Bells"

    To the tune of Jingle Bells:

    Dashing through the threads
    On a slow December day
    Posting as I go
    That Adam Haluska's g@y. (ha! ha! ha!)

    We brought Chizik in
    The Cyclone futute's bright
    What fun it is, to laugh and post
    On Cyclone Fanatic tonight!

    Oh, I-S-U, I-S-U
    Cyclones all the way
    Oh what fun, it'd be to win
    at Ohio State today... Hey!

    I-S-U, I-S-U
    Cyclones all the way
    Oh what fun, it'd be win
    at Ohio State today!



    Please purchase my Holiday CD today, titled: Cyclone Holiday Songs by dbronco7sc.

    CD includes other famous Cyclone Holiday Song Parody's including:

    *Jeremy got run over by a reindeer. (Grandma got run over by a reindeer)
    upgrading the servers Christmas Eve
    You can say there's no such thing as Santa
    But as for me and Angie, we believe...

    *Alford's nuts roasting on an open fire. (Chestnuts roasting on an open fire)

    *Violent Night, for Bobby Knight (Silent night, holy night)
    Lost his cool, lost tonight
    Downed by ISU's, Johnson and Clark...

    *Gene Chizik is comin to town (Santa Claus is coming to town)

    *You wish you had Jamie Pollard (We wish you a merry christmas)
    You wish you had Jamie Pollard
    You wish you had Jamie Pollard
    and that he didn't come here

    *Oh little town in Iowa (Oh little town in Bethlehem)

    *Sullivan the free throws rain man (Rudolph the red nosed reindeer)

    *Cato the post man (Frosty the Snowman)

    *I came across a miller light beer (It Came Upon A Midnight Clear)

    *Hark! The ISU Cylones Win! (Hark! The Herald Angels Sing)

    *All I want for Christmas is my two front row seats (All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth)

    *I'll be at Hilton for Christmas (I'll be home for christmas)

    *I saw Amyk33 kissing Fred Hoiberg (I saw mommy kissing santa claus)

    *Pack the Jack (Deck the Halls)
    with ISU fans
    Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la



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    Re: To the tune of "Jingle Bells"

    LOL

    Good stuff.



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    Re: To the tune of "Jingle Bells"

    classic.


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    Re: To the tune of "Jingle Bells"

    Quote Originally Posted by dbronco7sc View Post
    To the tune of Jingle Bells:


    *I saw Amyk33 kissing Fred Hoiberg (I saw mommy kissing santa claus)
    This is my dream come true! I'll buy a dozen!


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    Re: To the tune of "Jingle Bells"

    Quote Originally Posted by amyk33 View Post
    This is my dream come true! I'll buy a dozen!
    dbronco...you really aught not feed the pervert...



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    Re: To the tune of "Jingle Bells"

    Quote Originally Posted by ISUFan22 View Post
    dbronco...you really aught not feed the pervert...
    Me? Pervert? You're the posting wh*re.


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    Re: To the tune of "Jingle Bells"

    Quote Originally Posted by amyk33 View Post
    Me? Pervert? You're the posting wh*re.
    There you go again with the nasty talk.

    Don't you know there are kids on here!

    *ahem*



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    Re: To the tune of "Jingle Bells"

    Quote Originally Posted by ISUFan22 View Post
    There you go again with the nasty talk.

    Don't you know there are kids on here!

    *ahem*
    As the "so-called" moral compass of the site...shouldn't you focus on the postives anyway?

    Great post to you dbronco! What a fun read...and totally gets me into the holiday spirit!

    There--feel free to use that as your template.


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    Re: To the tune of "Jingle Bells"

    Quote Originally Posted by amyk33 View Post
    As the "so-called" moral compass of the site...shouldn't you focus on the postives anyway?
    Golly, I should. Any other darts ya wanna toss my way?

    I keep reading the original post and chuckling - one of the more creative, funny ones we've had in a while!



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    Re: To the tune of "Jingle Bells"

    what a great gift for all my hawkeye friends!


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    Re: To the tune of "Jingle Bells"

    I *heart* this post. I haven't been on the site much for three days, and then come back to this wonderful Christmas gift. I shed a little tear now. Just beautiful.


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    Re: To the tune of "Jingle Bells"

    Thanks dbronco7sc! Very clever...... Hope you're walkin' on a winner's wonderland!



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    Re: To the tune of "Jingle Bells"

    Thats a good comical post. Very creative!


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