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    Re: 88 Year Old Woman Gives Naked Intruder the Squeeze

    Damnet Grandma!


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    Re: 88 Year Old Woman Gives Naked Intruder the Squeeze

    I guess foreplay was a little different back in the day


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    Re: 88 Year Old Woman Gives Naked Intruder the Squeeze

    I bet she was something before electricity.


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    Re: 88 Year Old Woman Gives Naked Intruder the Squeeze

    If I was a cop answering that call, I'd turn in my badge


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    Re: 88 Year Old Woman Gives Naked Intruder the Squeeze

    Cynicism says that the intruder will sue her for sexual assault (and probably win).



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    Re: 88 Year Old Woman Gives Naked Intruder the Squeeze

    Quote Originally Posted by theshadow View Post
    Cynicism says that the intruder will sue her for sexual assault (and probably win).
    He might get to cash about 12 social security checks


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    Re: 88 Year Old Woman Gives Naked Intruder the Squeeze

    Reggie Evans' mom?


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    Re: 88 Year Old Woman Gives Naked Intruder the Squeeze

    I just find it mildly hilarious that this thread is right next to "who you pulling for" on the front page.



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    Re: 88 Year Old Woman Gives Naked Intruder the Squeeze

    She was probably a widower. Watch out in Oregon.


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    Re: 88 Year Old Woman Gives Naked Intruder the Squeeze

    Turns out the suspect's name is "Michael Dick."

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