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    Question Xmas Riddles

    Well it's been some time since I started a thread such as this, but thought many others are just as bored as I am right now so this may be a fun thing to do for the rest of the afternoon.

    Below is a Xmas riddle. Feel free to answer and ask other riddles as well.


    As I was going to the North Pole
    I met nine elves;
    Each elf had nine reindeers,
    Each reindeer had nine bags,
    Each bag had nine puppies,
    And each bag had also nine cats,
    Reindeers, elves, puppies and cats,
    How many were going to the North Pole?


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    Re: Xmas Riddles

    One - you.


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    Re: Xmas Riddles

    Well your no fun, apprently too easy.

    This isn't a riddle, but a funny joke.


    Alex was five; all his Christmas presents were always signed, 'from Father Christmas.'
    A little while after Alex had opened all his presents on Christmas morning, we became aware that he was looking quite down in the mouth for no obvious reason.
    'What's the matter, Al?' I asked.
    'Ummmm', replied Alex slowly, 'I really hoped that you and Mummy would give me something for Christmas'.


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    Re: Xmas Riddles

    Okay, another one.

    Just before Christmas, there was an honest politician, a kind lawyer and Santa
    Claus travelling in a lift of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened
    they all noticed a $5 bill lying on the floor. Which one picked it up??


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    Re: Xmas Riddles

    No one, none of them exist



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    Re: Xmas Riddles

    santa clause duh..the other two dont exist



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    Re: Xmas Riddles

    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyAppleseed View Post
    santa clause duh..the other two dont exist
    Correct!!!


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    Re: Xmas Riddles

    Totally thought this was funny.

    One Christmas I got a battery with a note saying, "Toy not included."
    Anyway, there isn't really a wrong answer, but some very clever right answers.

    What if it had been three Wise Women instead of three Wise Men?


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    Re: Xmas Riddles

    Well I'm taking my self amusement home for now. So everyone have a happy holiday and safe driving.


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