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    Smile Najeh to Ames??? ***Note-JOKE-Apparently you must spell out your jokes***

    ISU has added Najeh Davenport to the newly assembled ISU football staff. Apparently Najeh will be serving in a newly created position for the clones. His official title will be "Clothes Hamper Dumper". He brings a lot of much needed experience to this position, having served time while at the "U" for dropping a duke in a coeds clothes hamper after breaking into her dorm room.

    ***Note...after being crucified for my previous spoof about Deion Sanders coming to coach here, I feel the need to immediately announce this as a non-factual, only mildly substanciated claim. NAJEH WILL NOT BE A COACH AT ISU, HOWEVER, HE DID REALLY CRAP IN A CLOTHES BASKET AND GET ARRESTED FOR IT. Thank you for your time.***



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    Re: Najeh to Ames??? ***Note-JOKE-Apparently you must spell out your jokes***

    This is killing me man, Najeh and the U funny stuff. Now if Micheal Irvin and that kid who threw the football helmet in the FIU game could be our discipline coaches, this is great, I need a laugh this close to Christmas Break!



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    Re: Najeh to Ames??? ***Note-JOKE-Apparently you must spell out your jokes***

    Yeah I thought the Deion thread was hilarious for the record.

    Now to add to the ridiculousness: I also heard we are hiring Kobayashi as team nutritionist/ training table manager.



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    Re: Najeh to Ames??? ***Note-JOKE-Apparently you must spell out your jokes***

    Quote Originally Posted by madcityCY View Post
    Yeah I thought the Deion thread was hilarious for the record.

    Now to add to the ridiculousness: I also heard we are hiring Kobayashi as team nutritionist/ training table manager.
    Kobayashi - now, that's classic.



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    Re: Najeh to Ames??? ***Note-JOKE-Apparently you must spell out your jokes***

    I gotta admit...this one cracked me up big time. The Deion one was a riot too, some people need to lighten up. I don't know who in their right mind would take that so seriously!



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    Re: Najeh to Ames??? ***Note-JOKE-Apparently you must spell out your jokes***

    Would you be so lightened up so hear Dan McC is going to be the new oline coach?


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