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    Where's the love?

    There's so much snapping and hate going on around here. I want to start a cheerful discussion that can bring everyone together.

    If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be that all the children to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. If I had two wishes I could make this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account. You know, if I had three wishes I could make this holiday season, the first, of course, would be for all the children of the world to get together and sing, the second would be for the 30 million dollars every month to me, and the third would be for encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe. And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, the first would be the crap about the kids definitely, the second would be for the 30 million, the third would be for all the power, and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year to have an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought out slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina-somebody, I can't think of her name. Of course my lovely wife can come too and she's behind me one hundred percent here, I guarantee it. Wait a minute, maybe the sex thing should be the first wish, so if I made that the first wish, because it could all go boom tomorrow, then what do you got, y'know? No, no, the kids, the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. But wait a minute, who am I kidding? They're not going to be able to get all those kids together. I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible, more trouble than it's worth! So -- we reorganize! Here we go. First, the sex thing. We go with that. Second, the money. No, we got with the power second, then the money. And then the kids. Oh wait, oh jeez, I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay, I need revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in hell! That would be my fourth wish. And, of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. Thank you everybody and Merry Christmas.


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    Re: Where's the love?

    Spacing fail.


    While on live TV, Ford used a vulgar term to describe a private part of the female anatomy, adding that he was “happily married” and “got more than enough to eat at home.”

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    Re: Where's the love?

    Where is the loveeeee? oh wait we arent listening the black eye peas?



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    Re: Where's the love?

    tl;dr


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    Re: Where's the love?

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    Spacing fail.
    don't ruin the good nature and integrity of this thread.


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    Re: Where's the love?

    Bite me.


    I love everyone.



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    Quote Originally Posted by CyDude16 View Post
    Where is the loveeeee? oh wait we arent listening the black eye peas?
    What does Fergie spell in that song?


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    Quote Originally Posted by CyGuy33 View Post
    What does Fergie spell in that song?
    she can spell?



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    Quote Originally Posted by CyGuy33 View Post
    What does Fergie spell in that song?
    It's bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S.... sorry wrong song.


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    What does Fergie spell in that song?
    R-E-S-P-E-C-T


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    Re: Where's the love?

    Right here...Did anyone see this girl at People's on Saturday?


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    You guys are my best friends. I love you guys.




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    Right here...Did anyone see this girl at People's on Saturday?
    I dont really have a comment, I just wanted to reiterate the picture.



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    Quote Originally Posted by clones26 View Post
    Right here...Did anyone see this girl at People's on Saturday?
    Good God Almighty.


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