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    Talking List of people who won't coach here

    Because of the HUGE number of names that have been thrown around the past couple days as possibilities for head coach, I thought it might just be easier to make a list of all those coaches who we know would never be our head coach. Here is my list, feel free to add on to it.

    1.Bob Stoops- I heard he's afraid of the cold.
    2. Pete Carroll- He likes surfing too much.
    3. Tim Brewster-I hear he likes the cold too much.
    4. Mack Brown- He likes to go to Texans games...can't lure a man like that away from pro sports.
    5. Chuch Norris- Another man that it would be hard to drag away from the world of pro sports.
    6. My high school coach- Sorry guys, I know you really want him, he did win a DII national championship while in college, but the man is a hawkeye through and through. I suppose if you were to convince JP to change our colors to black and gold, we might have a tiny chance, about one in a million.
    7. David Beckham- wrong kind of football guys.


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    Re: List of people who won't coach here

    Sara Jessica Parker - does not look likely


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    Re: List of people who won't coach here

    Mark Price - We don't have the budget to support his EXTRA curricular activies



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    Re: List of people who won't coach here

    33's avatar...I'd camp out 3 days beforehand just to get the seats in the student section closest to field level...



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    Re: List of people who won't coach here

    she DOES look like a foot though.



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    Re: List of people who won't coach here

    MATT DAMON!



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    Re: List of people who won't coach here

    Bill Cowher probably won't be here either.


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    Re: List of people who won't coach here

    Quote Originally Posted by ISUFan22 View Post
    MATT DAMON!
    But if he did come here, he'd probably bring along sarah silverman.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jsmith86 View Post
    But if he did come here, he'd probably bring along sarah silverman.
    I was actually hoping for this guy...would make for a great spwrecial tweams coach...




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    Re: List of people who won't coach here

    Quote Originally Posted by jsmith86 View Post
    Because of the HUGE number of names that have been thrown around the past couple days as possibilities for head coach, I thought it might just be easier to make a list of all those coaches who we know would never be our head coach. Here is my list, feel free to add on to it.

    1.Bob Stoops- I heard he's afraid of the cold.
    2. Pete Carroll- He likes surfing too much.
    3. Tim Brewster-I hear he likes the cold too much.
    4. Mack Brown- He likes to go to Texans games...can't lure a man like that away from pro sports.
    5. Chuch Norris- Another man that it would be hard to drag away from the world of pro sports.
    6. My high school coach- Sorry guys, I know you really want him, he did win a DII national championship while in college, but the man is a hawkeye through and through. I suppose if you were to convince JP to change our colors to black and gold, we might have a tiny chance, about one in a million.
    7. David Beckham- wrong kind of football guys.
    They've both already coached here, so you never know


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    Re: List of people who won't coach here

    1.) Homer Simpson-but wouldn't it be great? Woohoo! D'oh! Barney Gumbel for DC and Mo Sislak for OC!

    2.) Hugh Hefner. Probably don't need to list the positives here. Think about the recruiting!!!

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    Re: List of people who won't coach here

    Reportedly we offered the job to Jack Bauer, but the office of risk management didn't think that was such a good idea.


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    Re: List of people who won't coach here

    Joe Paterno - He's not actually alive anymore, Penn St. just doesnt care, but I hear JP has that on his list of deal killers.


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    Re: List of people who won't coach here

    One guy actually brought up my name, but I think it would be best if I graduate before making that sort of jump into coaching. I mean, what happens if I hurt myself slamming the clipboard on something? There's not much of a market for a coach who can't get mad and slam a clipboard.


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    Re: List of people who won't coach here

    Wade Phillips.
    Chuck Long.
    Roger Staubach.
    Ty Willinghham/Charley Weiss/Lou Holtz/any other Notre Dame coach
    Jack Hamm
    Fred Hoiberg.
    Papa Joe.
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    Phillip Fuller in his orange jacket.
    Dennis Green.


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