Brrrrrrrrppppptttpphhttthwwwwpbrrpt. Ha, ha. Very funny. No, really who did they hire?” … Nick Saban’s first words after being told Auburn hired Gene Chizik. Soon after, an intern cleaned up the lemonade fired out by Saban’s spittake.

Michael: “Samir and I are the best programmers in that place. And you, you haven't even been showing up and you get to keep your job.”
Peter: “Actually, I'm being promoted.”
Michael: “What?!” …
It’s become fashionable for everyone to fire on Auburn’s out-of-left-field hiring of former Iowa State head coach Gene Chizik as the new head man to replace Tommy Tuberville. Let me take out my Hermes purse and join the club.

cont'd: Cavalcade of Whimsy - The Chizik Hiring