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    Comic relief of the Day. Can you top it?

    In these tough times of little humor except the UNI win, I post a hot stock market tip that is being passed around on the net:

    HOT TIP PEOPLE!

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    Re: Comic relief of the Day. Can you top it?

    I'll try....

    Why did the chicken cross the road...



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    Re: Comic relief of the Day. Can you top it?

    While on live TV, Ford used a vulgar term to describe a private part of the female anatomy, adding that he was “happily married” and “got more than enough to eat at home.”

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    Re: Comic relief of the Day. Can you top it?

    Ok try this one. Payback to Mack Brown,

    Someone hired a plane to fly over UT campus yesterday pulling banner that said "Hey Mack, quit whining, U knew the rules."

    Attacks on Mack Brown take to the air | KXAN.com



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    Re: Comic relief of the Day. Can you top it?

    How's this little gem from some paper.

    Dressed up for Wal-Mart - The Weird Picture Archive



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    Re: Comic relief of the Day. Can you top it?

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclones_R_GR8 View Post
    How's this little gem from some paper.

    Dressed up for Wal-Mart - The Weird Picture Archive

    Ha ha thats pretty good. The Dollar Palace sounds like a strip club though.



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    Re: Comic relief of the Day. Can you top it?

    Quote Originally Posted by CyAggie View Post
    Ok try this one. Payback to Mack Brown,

    Someone hired a plane to fly over UT campus yesterday pulling banner that said "Hey Mack, quit whining, U knew the rules."

    Attacks on Mack Brown take to the air | KXAN.com
    That's hilarious, and the rest of the NFC East needs to pitch in and make one for McNabb



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    Re: Comic relief of the Day. Can you top it?

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclones_R_GR8 View Post
    How's this little gem from some paper.

    Dressed up for Wal-Mart - The Weird Picture Archive

    Good thing I wore a suit when i went to Wal-mart the other week... I wouldn't want to hurt the reputation that dressing up is required to go there


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    Re: Comic relief of the Day. Can you top it?

    As for the topic of the thread... no I can't

    I was in training this morning that wasn't terribly relevant to my current position, and I got to end it by listening to a rather high ranking person talk **** about my organization (Program managers vs Engineers... woo hoo )


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    Re: Comic relief of the Day. Can you top it?

    Quote Originally Posted by Flag Guy View Post
    Good thing I wore a suit when i went to Wal-mart the other week... I wouldn't want to hurt the reputation that dressing up is required to go there
    Next thing you know there'll be a guy out front with a velvet rope determining who gets in.



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    Re: Comic relief of the Day. Can you top it?

    This is the best one I have today.

    Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone."

    Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist and demand an apology.



    Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him,
    "Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it. This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, just to realize that I'd locked the house with both house and car keys inside and had to break a window to get my keys.





    "Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later, when I was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire."

    "When I finally got to the store a bunch of people were waiting for me to open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, all the time the darn phone was ringing off the hook."




    He continued, "Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash
    register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor.
    I had to get down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels and
    the phone was still ringing. When I came up I cracked my head on the
    open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase
    with a bunch of perfume bottles on it. Half of them hit the
    floor and broke."






    "Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally got
    back to answer it. It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a
    Rectal thermometer.





    And believe me mister, as God is
    my witness, all I did was tell her
    where to stick it.




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    Re: Comic relief of the Day. Can you top it?

    This is older, but was just sent to me (hadn't seen it)--evolution according to South Park:
    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGVAq4pOzC8"]YouTube - Human evolution according to South Park[/ame]



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    Re: Comic relief of the Day. Can you top it?

    If you want to see who is really your friend, put your wife and your dog in
    the trunk of your car for one hour. Open it and see who is glad to see you.



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