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    The nudists are at war with the swingers

    in France, anyway, the nudists are at war with the swingers. In fact, the nudists are firebombing swingers clubs, burning them to the ground.

    The tensions appear to be based on the resentment by traditional nudists of the swingers who show up looking for sex.

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    Re: The nudists are at war with the swingers

    Quote Originally Posted by alaskaguy View Post
    in France, anyway, the nudists are at war with the swingers. In fact, the nudists are firebombing swingers clubs, burning them to the ground.

    The tensions appear to be based on the resentment by traditional nudists of the swingers who show up looking for sex.

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    Pillage Idiot: The next French civil war


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    Re: The nudists are at war with the swingers

    And now, it's time to handicap this war. I place my wager on the swingers for these reasons:

    1. Concealed weapons. Swingers can hide their weapons under clothing. Where are the nudists going to hide theirs? (Don't answer that.)

    2. Cooperation. Swingers are used to working in groups.

    3. Underwear. It's easier to get around when your personal regions aren't swaying in the wind.

    4. Surrender. The nudists are French. (OK, so are the swingers, but I had to get that crack in somewhere.)


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    Re: The nudists are at war with the swingers

    They are not swingers! They are in the "lifestyle."


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    Re: The nudists are at war with the swingers

    You'd think it would be pretty easy to spot a nudist on their way to firebomb a club since they couldn't exactly hide the bomb.....or could they?



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    Re: The nudists are at war with the swingers

    You can tell the cold is setting in. The sexual depravity threads are flourishing.



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    Re: The nudists are at war with the swingers

    Quote Originally Posted by brianhos View Post
    They are not swingers! They are in the "lifestyle."

    Silly Vanillas.


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