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    Just because you're in college doesn't mean you're bright

    A college student in southern China was bitten by a panda after he broke into the bear's enclosure hoping to get a hug.

    "Yang Yang was so cute and I just wanted to cuddle him. I didn't expect he would attack," the 20-year-old student, surnamed Liu, said in a local hospital, according to the official Xinhua News Agency.

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    Panda in China zoo bites student who wanted a hug - Yahoo! News


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    Re: Just because you're in college doesn't mean you're bright

    He wanted a bear hug?



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    Re: Just because you're in college doesn't mean you're bright

    That is hilarious.


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    Nice close in the troll thread Linden. You are the Mariano Rivera of CF. We just hit Enter Sandman and Linden comes in takes care of business.

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    Re: Just because you're in college doesn't mean you're bright



    Tugg Speedman hugs pandas, it must be okay.



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    Re: Just because you're in college doesn't mean you're bright

    I understand that Panda bears are quite viscous



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    Re: Just because you're in college doesn't mean you're bright

    People tend to forget about the "bear" part of the name "panda bear".



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    Re: Just because you're in college doesn't mean you're bright

    In a related story, a college student who wanted to "be one with the fish" was severely injured upon entering the piranha tank at the local aquarium. "Who knew that piranhas could be so mean? Like, I just wanted to play with them."



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    Re: Just because you're in college doesn't mean you're bright

    you woke the bears, why did you do that



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    Re: Just because you're in college doesn't mean you're bright

    I know what you mean Alaska...my sister went to college and she's dumber than a "Box Of Rocks"....



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