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    So, I have the pleasure of attending my cousin's wedding this weekend (where I will have to miss some of the game). Nonetheless, this is my first wedding as a legal alcoholic drinker, which will make the reception a little exciting. What can I expect? Is it as much of a good time as I expect? Any good stories to tell? Hopefully I have a Cyclone win to celebrate.


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    Re: Attending Weddings?

    Find a lonely bridesmaid...unless they are all related.

    Really though, have a good time, eat, drink and be merry. Just dont go overboard and make an *** out of yourself or get so hammered that you regret it the next day.



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    Re: Attending Weddings?

    Weddings can range from really fun, to excruciating. My feeling is that nobody really likes going to weddings unless they're in it.


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    Re: Attending Weddings?

    Get drunk off your *** and make your family want to disown you.



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    I love going to weddings. Nothing wrong with free booze!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cardinal&Gold11 View Post
    I love going to weddings. Nothing wrong with free booze!
    I just hope they have respectable keg beer.


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    "Yeah, I'll throw in a wedding every now and then, but funerals are insane! The chicks are so horny, it's not even fair. It's like fishing with dynamite."

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    and you just turned 21 ... all beer is respectable.



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    Quote Originally Posted by ajk4st8 View Post
    and you just turned 21 ... all beer is respectable.
    No, I'm a couple years over 21, so my beer selection is a little more advanced than the average 21 year old.


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    Quote Originally Posted by bostinelosd View Post
    Find a lonely bridesmaid...unless they are all related.

    Really though, have a good time, eat, drink and be merry. Just dont go overboard and make an *** out of yourself or get so hammered that you regret it the next day.

    I had a buddy of mine hook up with a lonely bridesmaid. It can be done.


    Just don't crash four other weddings in one night like I did and then get called out after taking a beer out of one of them.....oops


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    I'm 21 and not all beer is respectable... lol



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    Re: Attending Weddings?

    Ok, alcohol is a must, but what about the dance floor? I've been known to get loosened up after a few drinks. Anybody else guilty of that or anyone just get on the dance floor regardless?


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    Re: Attending Weddings?

    No, I'm a couple years over 21, so my beer selection is a little more advanced than the average 21 year old.
    I am over 30 and make a good living and I am here to tell you all beer is good. Except yuppie beer that people drink because they think it makes them look cool because they have alternative tastes. Good old Bud Heavy, Bud Light, and Miller light will do just fine.



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    Quote Originally Posted by NIowaClone View Post
    Ok, alcohol is a must, but what about the dance floor? I've been known to get loosened up after a few drinks. Anybody else guilty of that or anyone just get on the dance floor regardless?

    Just watch who you dance with.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Knownothing View Post
    Good old Bud Heavy
    Yes...Yes!!!


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    Re: Attending Weddings?

    Don't limit yourself to bridesmaids, look for the girls that bring obvious friends and get in good with them, they are hotter most of the time... 3rd and 5th wheels are more desperate...



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