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    Ernie Chambers loses suit against God


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    Re: Ernie Chambers loses suit against God

    Thrown out because he didn't serve God proper notice of the suit. That's awesome.



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    Re: Ernie Chambers loses suit against God

    Some people will do anything to get in the papers. Anything



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    Re: Ernie Chambers loses suit against God

    Quote Originally Posted by AIT View Post
    Thrown out because he didn't serve God proper notice of the suit. That's awesome.
    There is a judge that I can respect! What a great response to Crazy Ernie!



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    Re: Ernie Chambers loses suit against God

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclonepride View Post
    There is a judge that I can respect! What a great response to Crazy Ernie!
    It's similar to this case: United States ex rel. Gerald Mayo v. Satan and His Staff - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia I love this Part:

    The Court also noted that the case was certainly appropriate for class action status, and it was not then clear that Mayo could properly represent the interests of the entire (immense) class. Ultimately, though, the Court refused the request to proceed in forma pauperis on what might be considered a technicality: the plaintiff had not included instructions for how the U.S. Marshal could serve process on Satan.



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    Re: Ernie Chambers loses suit against God

    Ernie is no dummy though. His response? God is all knowing so I did not need to serve him personally...


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    Re: Ernie Chambers loses suit against God

    Quote Originally Posted by drmwevr08 View Post
    Ernie is no dummy though. His response? God is all knowing so I did not need to serve him personally...
    While God might be all-knowing, law states he must personally get His papers. He didn't.


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    Re: Ernie Chambers loses suit against God

    Quote Originally Posted by jdoggivjc View Post
    While God might be all-knowing, law states he must personally get His papers. He didn't.
    Are you sure of that?
    I believe that he did.


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    Re: Ernie Chambers loses suit against God

    Well this kind of makes my lawsuit against the Tooth Fairy a little tougher.


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    Re: Ernie Chambers loses suit against God

    Quote Originally Posted by cmoneyr View Post
    Well this kind of makes my lawsuit against the Tooth Fairy a little tougher.
    Step 1: Get a tooth.

    Step 2: Put it under your pillow.

    Step 3: Get court papers.

    Step 4: Put them under your pillow.

    BAM! You got served!


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    Re: Ernie Chambers loses suit against God

    Did God use the Chewbacca defense?



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    Re: Ernie Chambers loses suit against God

    Wow, that is a very interesting story.

    The world would be a boring place without people like this guy to keep us entertained.

    Of course, the hardest question for him would be... which God am I sueing? God is usually a completely different person depending on who you talk to.



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    Re: Ernie Chambers loses suit against God

    Science as my witness, Ernie will have his day in court.



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    Re: Ernie Chambers loses suit against God

    Quote Originally Posted by RyCy04 View Post
    Science as my witness, Ernie will have his day in court.
    Someone watched South Park last night



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    Re: Ernie Chambers loses suit against God

    Quote Originally Posted by CloneIce View Post
    The world would be a boring place without people like this guy to keep us entertained.



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