View Poll Results: How did Pollard land Chizik?

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  • Master Plan to include his statue if he can bring ISU a Big 12 title.

    47 25.27%
  • Offered him unlimited lap dances from the ISU dance squad.

    32 17.20%
  • Guaranteed him all the Natty Lite he can drink for the duration of his ISU career.

    29 15.59%
  • Threatened to send Chuck Norris after him if he turned ISU down.

    44 23.66%
  • Convinced him ISU was the new Texas via hypnosis.

    34 18.28%
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    (Poll) Burning Question: How did Pollard land Chizik?

    Ok folks, how did our magical Pollard do it?



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    Re: (Poll) Burning Question: How did Pollard land Chizik?

    with 7 figures



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    Re: (Poll) Burning Question: How did Pollard land Chizik?

    A breath mint and an unbuckled belt....



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    Re: (Poll) Burning Question: How did Pollard land Chizik?

    Little bit of money. Immediate step into BCS coaching job. Promise of undying AD support.



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    Re: (Poll) Burning Question: How did Pollard land Chizik?

    Watch the dance squad comments. My wife was one of those girls.



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    Re: (Poll) Burning Question: How did Pollard land Chizik?

    A secret photo album of Larry Eustachy and the parties he had in Ames including cute midwestern girls and Natty Light?

    I'm only kidding...I would bet that it was the money and the shot at glory--to be a first time head coach at a school that has established itself as a potential up and comer. If he can get ISU over the hump, he gets to be a hero bigger than McCarney.


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    Re: (Poll) Burning Question: How did Pollard land Chizik?

    im sure it was the dance team...have you seen most of them?



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    Re: (Poll) Burning Question: How did Pollard land Chizik?

    Even the bravest of men fear an angry Chuck Norris.



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    Re: (Poll) Burning Question: How did Pollard land Chizik?

    The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.



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    Re: (Poll) Burning Question: How did Pollard land Chizik?

    Yeah, you don't Cuck with Fhuck!



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    Re: (Poll) Burning Question: How did Pollard land Chizik?

    Probably told him that the Keg Shop on Welch Ave frequently has Natty Light cases on Fire Sale for $8 after tax and deposit!...?



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    Re: (Poll) Burning Question: How did Pollard land Chizik?

    Quote Originally Posted by ISUKyro View Post
    Yeah, you don't Cuck with Fhuck!
    I shouldn't...but...I'm going to anyways...


    The Iowa Hawkeyes...soon to be ISU's cuck.



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    Re: (Poll) Burning Question: How did Pollard land Chizik?

    On a serious note, with the coaching opportunities in the country, I doubt Chizik would come without being convinced he could win a championship. That's a large differencefrom the naysayers who think we can't recruit good players here. Pollard and Chizik must think otherwise. I hope to get a sense of that optimism tonight.


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    Re: (Poll) Burning Question: How did Pollard land Chizik?

    Thank you, Chuck Norris!



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    Re: (Poll) Burning Question: How did Pollard land Chizik?

    Nobody tells Chuck Norris where to coach, Chuck tells them.



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